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Weekly Best - 2/4 - 2/10, 2012 (in progress)
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 | I never liked it on Mars... To flat and sandy. - B_e (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | I'm an artist and my bills are never paid. - Time (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | I'd like to stay for a drink... - 1booboo (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | Just a burger for me, please. - lovely111s (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | Go away, I need to breathe a little! - eaglepaguy (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | I'm always late but....
... I slip in, before they notice! - HappyAura (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 05 2012, Themes) |  | Shoot, things are not ever simple! - Topiary (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | I'm sorry, every thing is on hold. - knuckles (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | Thirsty, friend?... Have a Bud! - RufusVS (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | Knock knocks are funny. Right? - TVDinner (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 04 2012) |
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 | I try to dance, the trouble is he's a frisky Australian. - Eureka (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 05 2012) |  | who put the microchips in our heads?
The Machine. And they have my support, this is healthy! - barbaraj (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 04 2012, Themes) |  | I'm one of those people that are comfortable in a suit. - Time (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | I nearly snipped it off before I invested in a shaver. - RufusVS (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | The top news story of today is.....
Woman undresses on subway.... She was a psychiatrist! - TVDinner (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 04 2012, Themes) |  | Most of the ladies won't submit to me... I'm serious. - FlakBait (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | It was Thanksgiving and millions are making a turkey. - eaglepaguy (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | I saw her without a shred on... Gorgeously gorgeous. - Popps (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | Is everyone high?... I'm disappointed in everyone. - Swoober (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | The Bible is awesome. I have it in the bedroom... - Swoober (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 04 2012) |
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 | Champagne and morphine? Sure! Hospitals are expensive anyway. - sa_old_d_c (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | I was persuaded to eat a youngster's brain, its yummy! - roland (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | I unwrapped her and worked it in the butt. Nice! - VogonPoet (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 05 2012) |  | It is a pleasure to cuff her on the floor and use her butt. - VogonPoet (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | She's seven and I wrecked it twice. Is this a felony? - Salt4YourWounds (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | Cure for the common cold.
I usualy go to Wal-Mart for twinklies. - betty_white (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | The plan is, noon... Starbuck's? - billiken (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | I have pot and I treasure it. - icongirl (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 05 2012) |  | Things you never want your grandmother to say.
My quilts are for whoopee! - Wilma (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | Now that I'm getting older, I realize....
I work to much! - nish_chick (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 05 2012) |
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