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Weekly Best - 3/6 - 3/12, 2010
(in progress)
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 | As a lover, I'm very gentle... But thorough.
- MadMessiah (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 07 2010) |  | Can I visit you, or are you to busy for me?
- Silk (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 09 2010) | | Things done slowly, are done right!
- MadMessiah (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 07 2010) |  | Sorry, I was drunk most of the day.
- Paul (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 06 2010) |  | What you were famous for in high school.
I was a...s.s Stuttererrer
- eaglepaguy (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 08 2010, Themes) |  | Why did you quit your last job
I elected to shove it!
- Panacea (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 09 2010, Themes) |  | Make a horror movie title.
Clowns in a Casket.
- Decayedelvis (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 09 2010, Themes) |  | I'm sick of listening to his gibberish all day!
- sokadaka (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 08 2010) | | I put some thing in your drink. Are you dead?
- sokadaka (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 08 2010) |  | Something you could not live without.
Scotch... I'm awful without a scotch.
- uncut (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 08 2010, Themes) |
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 | The universe has a pattern... Its bright, and has crosses on.
- Hepburn (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 07 2010) |  | What's in the "mystery" casserole for dinner tonight?
I'm ignorant of the substances in it, but I'm anticipating.
- Clint (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 09 2010, Themes) | | I tend to go to McDonald's for dates... I'm that desperate.
- Hepburn (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 08 2010) |  | You're drunk... so say something profound.
Since...ery Hely or defunct itsedding an in to diddle flick
- GoatFetus (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 07 2010, Themes) |  | Please go down on me. Its hot! P.S. Usual it is impeccable
- kjohnson15 (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 06 2010) |  | I'm totally mad, I could cry... They broke my television!
- ___18___ (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 10 2010) |  | Six minutes of flirting and I'm disrobed, is it to quick?
- hippy (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 06 2010) | | For my birthday I got . . .
A dictionary... Furthermoringeddingliesedderies is in it
- Decayedelvis (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 10 2010, Themes) |  | His gyrating is obscene and she's in to celibacy anyway!
- Irolio (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 07 2010) |  | Name a theory, or make one up
The significant toupee... A synthetic brush of ignorance
- SithChick (4pts, 1 votes, Mar 08 2010, Themes) |
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| Why did you quit your last job
I elected to shove it!
- Panacea (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 09 2010, Themes) | | I stuffed a ladder in her and she split.
- saraTbiggun (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 08 2010, Themes) |  | Something you should never say to a pregnant woman.
Want a cigarette?
- NoodleButt (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 10 2010, Themes) |  | I, forked him for narcotics... Its work
- ReneMd (8pts, 5 votes, Mar 09 2010, Themes) |  | I punched the servant for resisting.
- Blood_Ragu (8pts, 5 votes, Mar 11 2010, Themes) |  | why did irolio leave?
For a rapid tinkling, evidently!
- embolicat (8pts, 5 votes, Mar 09 2010, Themes) | | How did you get out of jail?
I ran for it.
- uncut (8pts, 5 votes, Mar 10 2010, Themes) |  | I mutilate brownies... They are like a disease
- SA222 (7pts, 4 votes, Mar 08 2010, Themes) | | She embraced me and somehow it was real.
- Panacea (7pts, 4 votes, Mar 06 2010, Themes) |  | Face up to it, I'm completely nuts.
- starvinmarvin (7pts, 4 votes, Mar 08 2010, Themes) |
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