 | lets rhyme
Ding the thing!
- jar123 (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | Hey, I'm the man of the hour.
- confission (9pts, 6 votes, Aug 29 2010) |  | Good reasons for having children.
Because some, are fabulous!
- Finesse (9pts, 6 votes, Aug 28 2010) |  | You don't want to hear this from your mother
I'm looking for my strap on, it is electric.
- Peanuthead (8pts, 5 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | I'm leaving you out of the will because.../'
I'm not dying.
- BottleOfSmoke (8pts, 5 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | 911 Emergency: What is your Emergency?
I jammed my thingy
- Summer (8pts, 5 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | Signs that you can't live without Pseudobabble..
I prefer it to being laid.
- Bluebird (8pts, 5 votes, Sep 01 2010) |  | Do I have to remember all of this?
- singingangel (8pts, 5 votes, Aug 31 2010) | | Describe your ideal date.
I'd lick her butt for her as it spurted.
- SA_Logic (8pts, 5 votes, Aug 31 2010) |  | use only words that start with vowels.
Anyway, I'm all aggravated underneath.
- vtdeb (8pts, 5 votes, Aug 30 2010) |  | what took me so long?
Opening a bottle. Right?
- Turniphead (8pts, 5 votes, Aug 30 2010) | | The Eskimo Canadian dripped his release in to her but
- buttface (8pts, 5 votes, Aug 28 2010) |  | Bad name for a strip club.
Wooly tails
- Bella67 (8pts, 5 votes, Aug 28 2010) |  | Time is a factor in this.
- Maybe (8pts, 5 votes, Aug 27 2010) | | My family is full of drunks.
- Maybe (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | I blew a gypsy.
- Blood_Ragu (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 03 2010) | | Celibacy is for the fat.
- SA_WTC (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | At age 20 I....
Used to be a dirty tart!
- wildbird (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | Why did you quit your last job
It was a brothel, and I was to old!
- orpheus (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010) | | Embarrassing credit card expenses.
Disinfectant for the itching...
- wildbird (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010) | | Worst children's book title
Me and My Willy.
- orpheus (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | Why is the sky blue?
It has a hole in it.
- theMEroom (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010) | | How to get a four year old to sit still.
Give her a toy, I reckon.
- Peanuthead (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | What your fortune cookie said
A man's wisdom is a load of butt!
- FartsinIcecream (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | He said I'm the one!
- embolicat (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010) |
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