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Unanimously Winning Sentences
(Last 7 days, non-adult rooms)
lets rhyme
Ding the thing!
   - jar123  (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010)
Hey, I'm the man of the hour.
   - confission  (9pts, 6 votes, Aug 29 2010)
Good reasons for having children.
Because some, are fabulous!
   - Finesse  (9pts, 6 votes, Aug 28 2010)
You don't want to hear this from your mother
I'm looking for my strap on, it is electric.
   - Peanuthead  (8pts, 5 votes, Sep 02 2010)
I'm leaving you out of the will because.../'
I'm not dying.
   - BottleOfSmoke  (8pts, 5 votes, Sep 02 2010)
911 Emergency: What is your Emergency?
I jammed my thingy
   - Summer  (8pts, 5 votes, Sep 02 2010)
Signs that you can't live without Pseudobabble..
I prefer it to being laid.
   - Bluebird  (8pts, 5 votes, Sep 01 2010)
Do I have to remember all of this?
   - singingangel  (8pts, 5 votes, Aug 31 2010)
Describe your ideal date.
I'd lick her butt for her as it spurted.
   - SA_Logic  (8pts, 5 votes, Aug 31 2010)
use only words that start with vowels.
Anyway, I'm all aggravated underneath.
   - vtdeb  (8pts, 5 votes, Aug 30 2010)
what took me so long?
Opening a bottle. Right?
   - Turniphead  (8pts, 5 votes, Aug 30 2010)
The Eskimo Canadian dripped his release in to her but
   - buttface  (8pts, 5 votes, Aug 28 2010)
Bad name for a strip club.
Wooly tails
   - Bella67  (8pts, 5 votes, Aug 28 2010)
Time is a factor in this.
   - Maybe  (8pts, 5 votes, Aug 27 2010)
My family is full of drunks.
   - Maybe  (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 03 2010)
I blew a gypsy.
   - Blood_Ragu  (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 03 2010)
Celibacy is for the fat.
   - SA_WTC  (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 03 2010)
At age 20 I....
Used to be a dirty tart!
   - wildbird  (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010)
Why did you quit your last job
It was a brothel, and I was to old!
   - orpheus  (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010)
Embarrassing credit card expenses.
Disinfectant for the itching...
   - wildbird  (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010)
Worst children's book title
Me and My Willy.
   - orpheus  (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010)
Why is the sky blue?
It has a hole in it.
   - theMEroom  (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010)
How to get a four year old to sit still.
Give her a toy, I reckon.
   - Peanuthead  (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010)
What your fortune cookie said
A man's wisdom is a load of butt!
   - FartsinIcecream  (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010)
He said I'm the one!
   - embolicat  (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010)

Most Unanimous Winners
(minimum 5 votes cast)
1Panacea3 1Peanuthead3
1orpheus3 1wildbird3
5Maybe2 5Oink2
5Bluebird2 5AmzByHsGrace2
5Finesse2 5DaisyNZ2
5Summer2 12Lemonhead1
12straydawg1 12Laurence1
12confission1 12missmeanie1