 | Champagne and morphine? Sure! Hospitals are expensive anyway. - sa_old_d_c (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | Was I a tragic mistake, dad? - Virginiabum (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 30 2012) |  | a real song title
Let It Be - IMTHEBIRD (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 29 2012) |  | I unwrapped her and worked it in the butt. Nice! - VogonPoet (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 05 2012) |  | I was persuaded to eat a youngster's brain, its yummy! - roland (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | 4 words only'
I asked for it - baconstrip (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 03 2012) |  | 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not...
Behave as a jerk. - DemThemes (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 02 2012) |  | They said it wouldn't last... You and I. - eaglepaguy (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 01 2012) |  | Why are you breathing hard?
I'm having a climax, obviously! - Duracell (8pts, 5 votes, Jan 31 2012) |  | Beware of... Promises, Promises! - ggracie (8pts, 5 votes, Jan 31 2012) |  | It's me again, the wounder of juicy minors. - Ian_Appropriate (8pts, 5 votes, Jan 31 2012) |  | I didn't wipe? Whatever, I blame Blizzard. - VogonPoet (8pts, 5 votes, Jan 30 2012) |  | I pity the South. - VogonPoet (8pts, 5 votes, Jan 30 2012) |  | I thumped her bush into extinction - DrDos (8pts, 5 votes, Jan 30 2012) |  | I'm ashamed of those in government. - auntkay (8pts, 5 votes, Jan 30 2012) |  | I have pot and I treasure it. - icongirl (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 05 2012) |  | Now that I'm getting older, I realize....
I work to much! - nish_chick (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 05 2012) |  | The plan is, noon... Starbuck's? - billiken (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | Things you never want your grandmother to say.
My quilts are for whoopee! - Wilma (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | When I grow up I want to....
Do it. - outofhearts (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | She's seven and I wrecked it twice. Is this a felony? - Salt4YourWounds (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | It is a pleasure to cuff her on the floor and use her butt. - VogonPoet (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | Cure for the common cold.
I usualy go to Wal-Mart for twinklies. - betty_white (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | He's high, and hamburgers are huge - Schmendrik (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 03 2012) |  | Rejected theme park names or themes.
Hustler Holiday, to mature. - howe (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 03 2012) |
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