 | I'm pretty elegant in my mom's panties. - SAdevolution (10pts, 7 votes, Dec 01 2008) |  | I was arrested because of that gerbil thing, Frank. - SAdevolution (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | I learned counting, three and three are six. Impressed? - Cliffhatesyou (9pts, 6 votes, Dec 01 2008) |  | Warm stool? Yummy! - RufusVS (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | I'm licking cobwebs. - crazzzyme (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 27 2008) |  | Tasered myself. I was stunned - DavidsNite (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 26 2008) |  | Make a big plunger and get plunging. - LMAO (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 24 2008) |  | No dear, I ain't ignorant. - Blackbare (8pts, 5 votes, Dec 01 2008) |  | Listen: Eskimos are stupid. - SomeoneAwful (8pts, 5 votes, Dec 01 2008) |  | I feel like a tool! - ryan (8pts, 5 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | Enormous wife promises oral. Horrendous tingling! - SA_Topheroo (8pts, 5 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | Kiss her thick butt regularly. Get stiff - jrkeye2 (8pts, 5 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | They stare that horrible stare. - eaglepaguy (8pts, 5 votes, Nov 29 2008) |  | I change and I get into bed. - eaglepaguy (8pts, 5 votes, Nov 29 2008) |  | Relax, I'm fine, honest. - FlakBait (8pts, 5 votes, Nov 29 2008) |  | I'm a sick naughty old man. - LMAO (8pts, 5 votes, Nov 28 2008) |  | The baking is done! - Seek (8pts, 5 votes, Nov 27 2008) |  | You yodeled into her bladder? Hysterical! - SA_XmasFuture (8pts, 5 votes, Nov 25 2008) |  | Her beaver lice is harassing me. - saraTbiggun (7pts, 4 votes, Dec 01 2008) |  | Humanity is impure, hideous and bizarre. - SomeoneAwful (7pts, 4 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | They march me of! - southgirl (7pts, 4 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | Ouch! My butt is.,? - southgirl (7pts, 4 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | Downs folk are given these lollipops with edible hair. - SA_Spoondick (7pts, 4 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | Frankly, you're a little too fast for me. - inby5 (7pts, 4 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | Please get on my face. Please - SAdevolution (7pts, 4 votes, Nov 30 2008) |
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