 | What were you doing at the porn shop?
Just doing a little research...
- jcoverload (13pts, 10 votes, Aug 26 2010) |  | Why did you spend the night in jail?
For dirty things!
- iwishiwuzabitch (12pts, 9 votes, Aug 12 2010) |  | How did the crowd react?
They threw things!
- Grammar_Gal (11pts, 8 votes, Aug 15 2010) |  | I'd pay you for a dance!
- Silk (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 06 2010) |  | lets rhyme
Ding the thing!
- jar123 (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | Hey, I'm the man of the hour.
- confission (9pts, 6 votes, Aug 29 2010) |  | Good reasons for having children.
Because some, are fabulous!
- Finesse (9pts, 6 votes, Aug 28 2010) |  | I forgot to remember.
- influenced (9pts, 6 votes, Aug 24 2010) |  | Signs the party didn't go well last night.
The babysitter is in a bag
- duckfart (9pts, 6 votes, Aug 20 2010) |  | I was laying there, chained to the bed...
- eaglepaguy (9pts, 6 votes, Aug 18 2010) | | I'm a smart woman and I can take it.
- StilettosOn (9pts, 6 votes, Aug 17 2010) | | It's a good day to do nothing.
- eaglepaguy (9pts, 6 votes, Aug 10 2010) |  | He only loved me for my chest.
- Pianolady (9pts, 6 votes, Aug 07 2010) | | backwards sentence
Eye chickens a. In off jacked I
- duckfart (9pts, 6 votes, Aug 07 2010) |  | You don't want to hear this from your mother
I'm looking for my strap on, it is electric.
- Peanuthead (8pts, 5 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | I'm leaving you out of the will because.../'
I'm not dying.
- BottleOfSmoke (8pts, 5 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | 911 Emergency: What is your Emergency?
I jammed my thingy
- Summer (8pts, 5 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | Signs that you can't live without Pseudobabble..
I prefer it to being laid.
- Bluebird (8pts, 5 votes, Sep 01 2010) |  | Do I have to remember all of this?
- singingangel (8pts, 5 votes, Aug 31 2010) | | Describe your ideal date.
I'd lick her butt for her as it spurted.
- SA_Logic (8pts, 5 votes, Aug 31 2010) |  | use only words that start with vowels.
Anyway, I'm all aggravated underneath.
- vtdeb (8pts, 5 votes, Aug 30 2010) |  | what took me so long?
Opening a bottle. Right?
- Turniphead (8pts, 5 votes, Aug 30 2010) | | The Eskimo Canadian dripped his release in to her but
- buttface (8pts, 5 votes, Aug 28 2010) |  | Bad name for a strip club.
Wooly tails
- Bella67 (8pts, 5 votes, Aug 28 2010) |  | Time is a factor in this.
- Maybe (8pts, 5 votes, Aug 27 2010) |
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