 | 911 Emergency: What is your Emergency?
I squirted mustard in the peach sauce!
- shannon (11pts, 8 votes, Feb 27 2010) |  | Why did you quit your last job
I elected to shove it!
- Panacea (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 09 2010) |  | Her buns are muscular. Its the bicycling!
- embolicat (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 19 2010) |  | I stuffed a ladder in her and she split.
- saraTbiggun (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 08 2010) |  | Get up, everyone. Their's a game of babble!
- Paul (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 05 2010) |  | Explain to a teenager where money comes from?
Its never free and little is available.
- AllysMoon (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 28 2010) |  | I like it like that.
- starvinmarvin (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 22 2010) |  | Bad things to say as you are about to kiss her.
I'm well medicated.
- eaglepaguy (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 22 2010) |  | I have taken a hike!
- NappyDuggout (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 22 2010) | | I'm dying to ask for a hug.
- eaglepaguy (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 18 2010) |  | Your defining moment in life.
Divorcing him!
- dandelionwishes (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 13 2010) |  | I, forked him for narcotics... Its work
- ReneMd (8pts, 5 votes, Mar 09 2010) | | why did irolio leave?
For a rapid tinkling, evidently!
- embolicat (8pts, 5 votes, Mar 09 2010) |  | Things not to say on a job interview.
Sure, I use crank.
- skittles (8pts, 5 votes, Mar 05 2010) |  | You smart a,s.s
- cfc bitch (8pts, 5 votes, Mar 03 2010) |  | Santa Claus bent to the virgin's rear silently for a nooner
- SAPez (8pts, 5 votes, Mar 02 2010) | | What were you doing at the porn shop?
I'm the janitor, it is grimy and mandatory.
- HeavnlyDementia (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 27 2010) |  | Signs you aren't cool anymore.
You give in and embrace flannel.
- Pianolady (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 25 2010) | | whats a monkey up to?
He's attacking my little sister!
- Panacea (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 25 2010) |  | Why is everyone staring at you?
I'm spoiled and a pain in the butt.
- Topiary (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 25 2010) |  | Don't brag, its never big.
- Chip-Chip (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 22 2010) |  | I spunked in a bum's colon. It was literally the surge!!
- Kurper (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 22 2010) |  | What is the last thing you said to your significant other last night?
Man, that was terrible! Lose the lotion.
- Ames (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 21 2010) |  | Where were you during the Zombie seige?
Giving it a yank!
- straydawg (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 21 2010) |  | The older I get the more I?
... Go and pray.
- Coody (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 20 2010) |
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