 | 911 Emergency: What is your Emergency?
I squirted mustard in the peach sauce! - shannon (11pts, 8 votes, Feb 27 2010) |  | Why did you quit your last job
I elected to shove it! - Panacea (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 09 2010) |  | Her buns are muscular. Its the bicycling! - embolicat (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 19 2010) |  | I stuffed a ladder in her and she split. - saraTbiggun (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 08 2010) |  | Get up, everyone. Their's a game of babble! - Paul (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 05 2010) |  | Explain to a teenager where money comes from?
Its never free and little is available. - AllysMoon (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 28 2010) |  | I like it like that. - starvinmarvin (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 22 2010) |  | Bad things to say as you are about to kiss her.
I'm well medicated. - eaglepaguy (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 22 2010) |  | I have taken a hike! - NappyDuggout (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 22 2010) |  | I'm dying to ask for a hug. - eaglepaguy (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 18 2010) |  | Your defining moment in life.
Divorcing him! - dandelionwishes (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 13 2010) |  | I, forked him for narcotics... Its work - ReneMd (8pts, 5 votes, Mar 09 2010) |  | why did irolio leave?
For a rapid tinkling, evidently! - embolicat (8pts, 5 votes, Mar 09 2010) |  | Things not to say on a job interview.
Sure, I use crank. - skittles (8pts, 5 votes, Mar 05 2010) |  | You smart a,s.s - cfc bitch (8pts, 5 votes, Mar 03 2010) |  | Santa Claus bent to the virgin's rear silently for a nooner - SAPez (8pts, 5 votes, Mar 02 2010) |  | What were you doing at the porn shop?
I'm the janitor, it is grimy and mandatory. - HeavnlyDementia (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 27 2010) |  | Signs you aren't cool anymore.
You give in and embrace flannel. - Pianolady (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 25 2010) |  | whats a monkey up to?
He's attacking my little sister! - Panacea (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 25 2010) |  | Why is everyone staring at you?
I'm spoiled and a pain in the butt. - Topiary (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 25 2010) |  | Don't brag, its never big. - Chip-Chip (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 22 2010) |  | I spunked in a bum's colon. It was literally the surge!! - Kurper (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 22 2010) |  | What is the last thing you said to your significant other last night?
Man, that was terrible! Lose the lotion. - Ames (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 21 2010) |  | Where were you during the Zombie seige?
Giving it a yank! - straydawg (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 21 2010) |  | The older I get the more I?
... Go and pray. - Coody (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 20 2010) |
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