 | Champagne and morphine? Sure! Hospitals are expensive anyway.
- sa_old_d_c (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | Was I a tragic mistake, dad?
- Virginiabum (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 30 2012) |  | a real song title
Let It Be
- IMTHEBIRD (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 29 2012) |  | I'm sexy... Well, not that sexy.
- Topiary (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 27 2012) |  | Statements that are certain to earn you a black eye.
Undress for me, Blondy!
- skittles (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 24 2012) |  | Alternates names for a bra.
Can Covers
- SockMonkey (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 11 2012) |  | I unwrapped her and worked it in the butt. Nice!
- VogonPoet (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 05 2012) |  | I was persuaded to eat a youngster's brain, its yummy!
- roland (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | 4 words only'
I asked for it
- baconstrip (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 03 2012) |  | 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not...
Behave as a jerk.
- DemThemes (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 02 2012) |  | They said it wouldn't last... You and I.
- eaglepaguy (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 01 2012) |  | Why are you breathing hard?
I'm having a climax, obviously!
- Duracell (8pts, 5 votes, Jan 31 2012) |  | Beware of... Promises, Promises!
- ggracie (8pts, 5 votes, Jan 31 2012) |  | It's me again, the wounder of juicy minors.
- Ian_Appropriate (8pts, 5 votes, Jan 31 2012) | | I didn't wipe? Whatever, I blame Blizzard.
- VogonPoet (8pts, 5 votes, Jan 30 2012) | | I pity the South.
- VogonPoet (8pts, 5 votes, Jan 30 2012) |  | I thumped her bush into extinction
- DrDos (8pts, 5 votes, Jan 30 2012) |  | I'm ashamed of those in government.
- auntkay (8pts, 5 votes, Jan 30 2012) |  | Mom said I'd never amount to anything, and then I....
Never did!
- Prich (8pts, 5 votes, Jan 29 2012) | | What did you show for show and tell?
A leave it to beaver TV.
- IMTHEBIRD (8pts, 5 votes, Jan 28 2012) |  | What Noah really thought about having all those animals on his ark
This is just to much do do...
- ..Star1.. (8pts, 5 votes, Jan 24 2012) | | I exaggerate things.
- IMTHEBIRD (8pts, 5 votes, Jan 23 2012) |  | The silence was mysterious.
- Sluggo-2 (8pts, 5 votes, Jan 23 2012) |  | Most dogs love______________.
Swallowing nasty things.
- TheJoker (8pts, 5 votes, Jan 23 2012) |  | I landed in Quebec and tried to cure it.
- sa_volte (8pts, 5 votes, Jan 22 2012) |
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