 | She desires vulgar leather and pain. Hurry!
- SAdeviant (12pts, 9 votes, Jun 27 2009) |  | I lied, said the sheriff was a buddy!
- singingangel (12pts, 9 votes, Apr 21 2009) |  | Not A thing!
- jar123 (12pts, 9 votes, Feb 24 2009) | | In a blender. Goodbye!
- sa-unclejenkins (12pts, 9 votes, Sep 25 2008) |  | 911 Emergency: What is your Emergency?
I squirted mustard in the peach sauce!
- shannon (11pts, 8 votes, Feb 27 2010) |  | Describe your ideal date.
Tall, and doesn't smell.
- Poppeye (11pts, 8 votes, Feb 03 2010) |  | Mom, why do you hate my boyfriend so?
I used to do him!
- AllysMoon (11pts, 8 votes, Jan 31 2010) |  | How did Michael Jackson really die
He was medically a skeleton.
- poleebear (11pts, 8 votes, Dec 21 2009) | | The single most important thing to remember is?
Martinis are not Kool-aid!
- DocTheHalls (11pts, 8 votes, Dec 19 2009) |  | I do not name names.
- 1booboo (11pts, 8 votes, Oct 31 2009) | | I'm old, I forget things.
- 1booboo (11pts, 8 votes, Oct 18 2009) |  | What the redneck girl said when she found out she was pregnant.
I did it to trap him!
- Vixen (11pts, 8 votes, Oct 08 2009) |  | Ways to get out of jury duty.
Just go there on drugs!
- eaglepaguy (11pts, 8 votes, Oct 06 2009) |  | What the world needs more of is...
Change, to be sure... Change is needed.
- Domo (11pts, 8 votes, Sep 28 2009) |  | Club a seal? Certainly. Swing the club and commit murder!
- DoktorAwesome (11pts, 8 votes, Sep 23 2009) |  | Why the police are knocking on your door.
They found a body, and I'm a suspect!
- Grammar_Gal (11pts, 8 votes, Sep 21 2009) |  | The worst advice your Mom gave you.
Foreplay is a real bother!
- tanyalazanya (11pts, 8 votes, Sep 18 2009) |  | what do you bet on
The date the baby is born.
- uncut (11pts, 8 votes, Sep 15 2009) | | I found ticks in her hole, man... Ticks.
- saraTbiggun (11pts, 8 votes, Sep 10 2009) | | Yeah, I'm good to go...
- 1booboo (11pts, 8 votes, Sep 06 2009) | | I choke her because I like her.
- saraTbiggun (11pts, 8 votes, Jun 28 2009) |  | A hundred thousand, or be chewed.
- says (11pts, 8 votes, Jun 10 2009) | | I'm pretending not to notice.
- says (11pts, 8 votes, May 15 2009) | | To the bottom of the drier!
- shannon (11pts, 8 votes, Apr 12 2009) |  | Say hello over and over!
- Liar (11pts, 8 votes, Mar 03 2009) |  | They are illiterate, and giggle.
- dave_1973 (11pts, 8 votes, Jan 14 2009) |  | I can give a ton of excuses.
- Blackbare (11pts, 8 votes, Dec 04 2008) |  | I'd kiss her, if she was cute.
- stargazerlily (11pts, 8 votes, Nov 08 2008) |  | The price of a quarter is..
- XSnotfunnyX (11pts, 8 votes, Oct 16 2008) |  | I growl like this. Arererrer!
- SAmagicalponies (11pts, 8 votes, Oct 03 2008) |
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