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Unanimously Winning Sentences
(All Time, non-adult rooms)
She desires vulgar leather and pain. Hurry!
   - SAdeviant  (12pts, 9 votes, Jun 27 2009)
I lied, said the sheriff was a buddy!
   - singingangel  (12pts, 9 votes, Apr 21 2009)
Not A thing!
   - jar123  (12pts, 9 votes, Feb 24 2009)
In a blender. Goodbye!
   - sa-unclejenkins  (12pts, 9 votes, Sep 25 2008)
911 Emergency: What is your Emergency?
I squirted mustard in the peach sauce!
   - shannon  (11pts, 8 votes, Feb 27 2010)
Describe your ideal date.
Tall, and doesn't smell.
   - Poppeye  (11pts, 8 votes, Feb 03 2010)
Mom, why do you hate my boyfriend so?
I used to do him!
   - AllysMoon  (11pts, 8 votes, Jan 31 2010)
How did Michael Jackson really die
He was medically a skeleton.
   - poleebear  (11pts, 8 votes, Dec 21 2009)
The single most important thing to remember is?
Martinis are not Kool-aid!
   - DocTheHalls  (11pts, 8 votes, Dec 19 2009)
I do not name names.
   - 1booboo  (11pts, 8 votes, Oct 31 2009)
I'm old, I forget things.
   - 1booboo  (11pts, 8 votes, Oct 18 2009)
What the redneck girl said when she found out she was pregnant.
I did it to trap him!
   - Vixen  (11pts, 8 votes, Oct 08 2009)
Ways to get out of jury duty.
Just go there on drugs!
   - eaglepaguy  (11pts, 8 votes, Oct 06 2009)
What the world needs more of is...
Change, to be sure... Change is needed.
   - Domo  (11pts, 8 votes, Sep 28 2009)
Club a seal? Certainly. Swing the club and commit murder!
   - DoktorAwesome  (11pts, 8 votes, Sep 23 2009)
Why the police are knocking on your door.
They found a body, and I'm a suspect!
   - Grammar_Gal  (11pts, 8 votes, Sep 21 2009)
The worst advice your Mom gave you.
Foreplay is a real bother!
   - tanyalazanya  (11pts, 8 votes, Sep 18 2009)
what do you bet on
The date the baby is born.
   - uncut  (11pts, 8 votes, Sep 15 2009)
I found ticks in her hole, man... Ticks.
   - saraTbiggun  (11pts, 8 votes, Sep 10 2009)
Yeah, I'm good to go...
   - 1booboo  (11pts, 8 votes, Sep 06 2009)
I choke her because I like her.
   - saraTbiggun  (11pts, 8 votes, Jun 28 2009)
A hundred thousand, or be chewed.
   - says  (11pts, 8 votes, Jun 10 2009)
I'm pretending not to notice.
   - says  (11pts, 8 votes, May 15 2009)
To the bottom of the drier!
   - shannon  (11pts, 8 votes, Apr 12 2009)
Say hello over and over!
   - Liar  (11pts, 8 votes, Mar 03 2009)
They are illiterate, and giggle.
   - dave_1973  (11pts, 8 votes, Jan 14 2009)
I can give a ton of excuses.
   - Blackbare  (11pts, 8 votes, Dec 04 2008)
I'd kiss her, if she was cute.
   - stargazerlily  (11pts, 8 votes, Nov 08 2008)
The price of a quarter is..
   - XSnotfunnyX  (11pts, 8 votes, Oct 16 2008)
I growl like this. Arererrer!
   - SAmagicalponies  (11pts, 8 votes, Oct 03 2008)

Most Unanimous Winners
(minimum 5 votes cast)
11booboo158 2CocoPuff120
3sokadaka101 4eaglepaguy98
5singingangel83 6kitkat80
7ryan77 8Poppeye74
9southgirl69 10T_jones67
11Blackbare66 12MadMessiah65
13Silk63 13SAdevolution63
15sassy61 16jar12357
(starting September 23, 2006)