 | What were you doing at the porn shop?
Just doing a little research...
- jcoverload (13pts, 10 votes, Aug 26 2010) |  | Spit is an easy lubricator. And it's free!
- NurseRatchet (13pts, 10 votes, Jun 27 2010) |  | Why did you spend the night in jail?
For dirty things!
- iwishiwuzabitch (12pts, 9 votes, Aug 12 2010) |  | Something you never want to hear your boss say.
Its time for a talk...
- 1wisewoman (12pts, 9 votes, Apr 18 2010) |  | How many did rufus click?
Who's counting??
- meledai (12pts, 9 votes, Apr 11 2010) |  | She desires vulgar leather and pain. Hurry!
- SAdeviant (12pts, 9 votes, Jun 27 2009) |  | I lied, said the sheriff was a buddy!
- singingangel (12pts, 9 votes, Apr 21 2009) |  | Not A thing!
- jar123 (12pts, 9 votes, Feb 24 2009) | | In a blender. Goodbye!
- sa-unclejenkins (12pts, 9 votes, Sep 25 2008) |  | You wake up, realize your not at home, where are you ?
In Las Vegas... It was a pretty bizarre night!
- Twinkie (11pts, 8 votes, Jan 02 2012) |  | Favorite Childhood Memory.
Pretending I had a penguin.
- Grammar_Gal (11pts, 8 votes, Jun 01 2011) |  | You are sexy, sort of.
- confission (11pts, 8 votes, Jan 10 2011) |  | Last night I dreamed you were....
A potato and I was a chopper.
- duckfart (11pts, 8 votes, Nov 13 2010) | | How did the crowd react?
They threw things!
- Grammar_Gal (11pts, 8 votes, Aug 15 2010) | | Ways to entertain children when traveling.
They enjoy toys.
- iwishiwuzabitch (11pts, 8 votes, Jun 07 2010) |  | Your defining moment in life.
I'm to shy to,s ay.
- Acorny (11pts, 8 votes, Mar 19 2010) |  | 911 Emergency: What is your Emergency?
I squirted mustard in the peach sauce!
- shannon (11pts, 8 votes, Feb 27 2010) |  | Describe your ideal date.
Tall, and doesn't smell.
- Poppeye (11pts, 8 votes, Feb 03 2010) |  | Mom, why do you hate my boyfriend so?
I used to do him!
- AllysMoon (11pts, 8 votes, Jan 31 2010) |  | How did Michael Jackson really die
He was medically a skeleton.
- poleebear (11pts, 8 votes, Dec 21 2009) | | The single most important thing to remember is?
Martinis are not Kool-aid!
- DocTheHalls (11pts, 8 votes, Dec 19 2009) |  | I do not name names.
- 1booboo (11pts, 8 votes, Oct 31 2009) | | I'm old, I forget things.
- 1booboo (11pts, 8 votes, Oct 18 2009) |  | What the redneck girl said when she found out she was pregnant.
I did it to trap him!
- Vixen (11pts, 8 votes, Oct 08 2009) |  | Ways to get out of jury duty.
Just go there on drugs!
- eaglepaguy (11pts, 8 votes, Oct 06 2009) |  | What the world needs more of is...
Change, to be sure... Change is needed.
- Domo (11pts, 8 votes, Sep 28 2009) |  | Club a seal? Certainly. Swing the club and commit murder!
- DoktorAwesome (11pts, 8 votes, Sep 23 2009) | | Why the police are knocking on your door.
They found a body, and I'm a suspect!
- Grammar_Gal (11pts, 8 votes, Sep 21 2009) |  | The worst advice your Mom gave you.
Foreplay is a real bother!
- tanyalazanya (11pts, 8 votes, Sep 18 2009) |  | what do you bet on
The date the baby is born.
- uncut (11pts, 8 votes, Sep 15 2009) |
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