 | Honey, I only love hookers for the head. - Cliffhatesyou (12pts, 9 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | Had the runs! - starvinmarvin (11pts, 8 votes, Nov 26 2008) |  | I was blinded by the light... - Goober (11pts, 8 votes, Nov 26 2008) |  | I'm pretty elegant in my mom's panties. - SAdevolution (10pts, 7 votes, Dec 01 2008) |  | Hold it. No crackers, I'm a bread guy. - furniture (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | I was arrested because of that gerbil thing, Frank. - SAdevolution (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | Frankly, I can't get with it. - MadMessiah (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 29 2008) |  | I never said I was good. - Exante (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 29 2008) |  | I'm off the pill. - timbo31 (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 25 2008) |  | I'm your grandmother! - Flight (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 25 2008) |  | One Canadian is usually one Canadian too many. - Hepburn (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 24 2008) |  | .. And what is the point buddy? - Blackbare (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 24 2008) |  | I learned counting, three and three are six. Impressed? - Cliffhatesyou (9pts, 6 votes, Dec 01 2008) |  | You engineered butt guns? - sa_hoboninja (9pts, 6 votes, Dec 01 2008) |  | I didn't like wrestling, I was a sissy. - icecream (9pts, 6 votes, Dec 01 2008) |  | You go to move and things resist! - 1booboo (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | Careful, the fungus is back again! - drnknmonkey (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | I'm not playing well. - Blackbare (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | I'm in control of things. Or am I? - Exante (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | I'd date, if dating was fun. - influenced (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | Tremendous discounts! - ScarlettGlen (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | Soggy seconds. - ScarlettGlen (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | Warm stool? Yummy! - RufusVS (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | I am what I am... Seriously. - CocoPuff (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | I like snuggling and hanky-panky. - Golfnut (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 29 2008) |  | I'm warning you, you will pay far this. - calaya (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 29 2008) |  | I'm worth entertaining. - sassy (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 29 2008) |  | Believe me, I'm as shallow as they say. - MadMessiah (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 29 2008) |  | I made this one, so it stinks. - influenced (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 29 2008) |  | I was born nude, and so were you. - Exante (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 29 2008) |  | Some shade. - ryan (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 28 2008) |  | I went thump. - Poppeye (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 28 2008) |  | I like you and only you. - StilettosOn (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 28 2008) |  | I'm in the closet., - prettyinpink (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 28 2008) |  | Hey, am I in or out? - T_jones (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 27 2008) |  | Abandoning my faith. - SAtsingtao (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 27 2008) |  | I'm licking cobwebs. - crazzzyme (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 27 2008) |  | I wobble because I'm fat. - purplefebruary (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 27 2008) |  | Dear dear, the moose is under done! - billiken (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 27 2008) |  | They are foreigners. - XSnotfunnyX (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 26 2008) |
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