 | Honey, I only love hookers for the head.
- Cliffhatesyou (12pts, 9 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | Had the runs!
- starvinmarvin (11pts, 8 votes, Nov 26 2008) |  | I was blinded by the light...
- Goober (11pts, 8 votes, Nov 26 2008) |  | I'm pretty elegant in my mom's panties.
- SAdevolution (10pts, 7 votes, Dec 01 2008) |  | Hold it. No crackers, I'm a bread guy.
- furniture (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 30 2008) | | I was arrested because of that gerbil thing, Frank.
- SAdevolution (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | Frankly, I can't get with it.
- MadMessiah (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 29 2008) |  | I never said I was good.
- Exante (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 29 2008) |  | I'm off the pill.
- timbo31 (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 25 2008) |  | I'm your grandmother!
- Flight (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 25 2008) |  | One Canadian is usually one Canadian too many.
- Hepburn (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 24 2008) |  | .. And what is the point buddy?
- Blackbare (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 24 2008) | | I learned counting, three and three are six. Impressed?
- Cliffhatesyou (9pts, 6 votes, Dec 01 2008) |  | You engineered butt guns?
- sa_hoboninja (9pts, 6 votes, Dec 01 2008) |  | I didn't like wrestling, I was a sissy.
- icecream (9pts, 6 votes, Dec 01 2008) |  | You go to move and things resist!
- 1booboo (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | Careful, the fungus is back again!
- drnknmonkey (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 30 2008) | | I'm not playing well.
- Blackbare (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 30 2008) | | I'm in control of things. Or am I?
- Exante (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | I'd date, if dating was fun.
- influenced (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | Tremendous discounts!
- ScarlettGlen (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 30 2008) | | Soggy seconds.
- ScarlettGlen (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | Warm stool? Yummy!
- RufusVS (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | I am what I am... Seriously.
- CocoPuff (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | I like snuggling and hanky-panky.
- Golfnut (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 29 2008) |  | I'm warning you, you will pay far this.
- calaya (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 29 2008) |  | I'm worth entertaining.
- sassy (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 29 2008) | | Believe me, I'm as shallow as they say.
- MadMessiah (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 29 2008) | | I made this one, so it stinks.
- influenced (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 29 2008) | | I was born nude, and so were you.
- Exante (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 29 2008) |  | Some shade.
- ryan (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 28 2008) |  | I went thump.
- Poppeye (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 28 2008) |  | I like you and only you.
- StilettosOn (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 28 2008) |  | I'm in the closet.,
- prettyinpink (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 28 2008) |  | Hey, am I in or out?
- T_jones (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 27 2008) | | Abandoning my faith.
- SAtsingtao (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 27 2008) |  | I'm licking cobwebs.
- crazzzyme (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 27 2008) |  | I wobble because I'm fat.
- purplefebruary (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 27 2008) |  | Dear dear, the moose is under done!
- billiken (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 27 2008) |  | They are foreigners.
- XSnotfunnyX (9pts, 6 votes, Nov 26 2008) |
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