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Top Scoring Sentences
(Last 7 days, non-adult rooms)
Don't be afraid, I won't....
Slip rum in the coffee!
   - baconstrip  (11pts, 8 votes, Sep 01 2010, Themes)
What were you doing at the porn shop?
Me? I'm of age, go away.
   - Lemonhead  (11pts, 8 votes, Aug 29 2010, Themes)
Wipe your own butt, boy!
   - REAPER  (10pts, 7 votes, Sep 03 2010)
Your new book title...
Get With It!
   - Chaz  (10pts, 7 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes)
Talk like a child?
Toy... He he!
   - REAPER  (10pts, 7 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes)
She was soooo fat, she....
... Was shade for Siberia!
   - Neauxless  (10pts, 7 votes, Sep 01 2010, Themes)
what can the parents do now that school is in session?
Rest more! Oh and... The internet!
   - sassy  (10pts, 7 votes, Sep 01 2010, Themes)
In today's business meeting, we'll be discussing?
Bottled Water... Is it a rip of!??
   - Topiary  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 30 2010, Themes)
Name 3 new dwarves
Taffy, Husky and Boggy
   - auntkay  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 29 2010, Themes)
Signs you've become old
Most of me dropped.
   - AllysMoon  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 29 2010, Themes)
Prison Cellmate nicnames
Handy Andy
   - xxhendrixx  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 29 2010, Themes)
What's that horrible smell in your refrigerator?
That dear, is cauliflower.
   - Ten-Fifteen  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 29 2010, Themes)
You are one of the nicer ones.
   - CocoPuff  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 29 2010)
Something you should never lick.
A turkeys twinkler!
   - anona  (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes)
what do married couples fight about?
Almost... Inny thing!
   - HappyAura  (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes)
why is your wife divorcing you?
Sigh... The usual, she and I fight a lot.
   - TVDinner  (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes)
Slogans on Paris Hilton's tshirt
I'm a loser.
   - nish_chick  (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes)
lets rhyme
Ding the thing!
   - jar123  (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes)
Why you are under the covers.
I'm smelling his butt, for a laugh.
   - jar123  (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes)
YOU found treasure! What will YOU do with it?
Take my half!
   - wildbird  (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes)
Sneak me in bed and you score for the night!
   - crazychick23  (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010)
I gave in to him once, and only once.
   - Panacea  (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010)
I'd die for a point.
   - Maybe  (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010)
Why don't women pee standing up? lol
Could they? I'm for it.
   - heydad  (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes)
What Mary told her little lamb
Fondle me... I demand it.
   - orpheus  (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes)
I'm PMSing... what do you do?
Complain a little and walk on!
   - Perseus  (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes)
I have no plans today, I'm open to try things.
   - furniture  (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010)
People like to joke... I ignore it.
   - MsManatee  (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010)
Just who was he? It's a mystery!
   - eaglepaguy  (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010)
Your defining moment in life.
I was the next Idol!
   - Grammar_Gal  (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 01 2010, Themes)
National Enquirer headlines.
Grandmother jogs to Montana!
   - anona  (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 01 2010, Themes)
You know its going to be a bad day when...
The coffin is yours!
   - MeanGene79  (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 01 2010, Themes)
The trouble is, she is fat!
   - Panacea  (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 01 2010)
I'm a sucker for a gal in leather.
   - Oink  (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 01 2010)
Disney movies that flopped
The Kinky Critters!
   - Perseus  (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 01 2010, Themes)
describe your weird cousin Irvings prom date.
Her face is a bus stopper!
   - guardman  (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 01 2010, Themes)
Why I wasn't on babble yesterday..
I saw the dentist.
   - StilettosOn  (9pts, 6 votes, Aug 31 2010, Themes)
My vocal teacher said....
I'm not exactly an expert.
   - FlakBait  (9pts, 6 votes, Aug 31 2010, Themes)
What is your best quality?
I'm dedicated to things.
   - REAPER  (9pts, 6 votes, Aug 31 2010, Themes)
Why don't men put the toilet seat down?
They are stupid, basically..
   - REAPER  (9pts, 6 votes, Aug 31 2010, Themes)