 | Make a horror movie title.
Clowns in a Casket.
- Decayedelvis (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 09 2010, Themes) |  | Why did you quit your last job
I elected to shove it!
- Panacea (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 09 2010, Themes) |  | Can I visit you, or are you to busy for me?
- Silk (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 09 2010) |  | What you were famous for in high school.
I was a...s.s Stuttererrer
- eaglepaguy (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 08 2010, Themes) |  | Things done slowly, are done right!
- MadMessiah (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 07 2010) | | As a lover, I'm very gentle... But thorough.
- MadMessiah (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 07 2010) |  | Sorry, I was drunk most of the day.
- Paul (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 06 2010) |  | Things you should never do on a first date.
Pinch her butt... I have and they left!
- Topiary (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 05 2010, Themes) | | How to get a 4yr old to behave.
Toys are Us!
- eaglepaguy (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 04 2010, Themes) |  | I hope you are happy!
- sassy (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 09 2010) |  | What is on Budda's T-Shirt
I'm an illusion.
- NoodleButt (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 09 2010, Themes) | | I forgot you're different.
- sassy (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 09 2010) | | The offer?, I'm sleeping on it.
- eaglepaguy (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 09 2010) |  | How to get a four year old to sit still.
Offer a pill or two.
- abadkittie (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 08 2010, Themes) |  | I'm sick of listening to his gibberish all day!
- sokadaka (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 08 2010) | | I put some thing in your drink. Are you dead?
- sokadaka (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 08 2010) |  | Something you could not live without.
Scotch... I'm awful without a scotch.
- uncut (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 08 2010, Themes) |  | Ways to brush off a blind (or bad) date.
Wear a ring!
- Arfswife (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 08 2010, Themes) | | How to get a 49-year-old to sit still?
sit on her!
- Paul (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 08 2010, Themes) |  | I was minding my own business when...
I was asked to flex it.
- Jimbo1986 (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 08 2010, Themes) | | I was the butt of the joke.
- eaglepaguy (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 08 2010) |  | Your views on lawyers...
They are lower than low.
- duckfart (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 07 2010, Themes) | | I ain't naming names... For get it!
- eaglepaguy (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 07 2010) |  | The happiest moment of my life was when....
He and I had a reunion.
- barbaraj (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 06 2010, Themes) | | whats yer old screen name?
California Curvy
- Panacea (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 06 2010, Themes) |  | What happened when you got stuck in the elevator?
I used the delay to snooze.
- AllysMoon (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 06 2010, Themes) |  | The stupidest thing you ever said on a date.
Are,y a, into handcuffs?
- Ten-Fifteen (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 06 2010, Themes) |  | I'm bad, but I'm good enough for you.
- edison (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 06 2010) | | I'm out of the loop.
- Paul (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 06 2010) |  | I'm happy, because you're happy.
- RedTLN (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 06 2010) | | I'm out of wine. Have a brew?
- RedTLN (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 06 2010) |  | Knock it off, please! Pretty please?
- Clint (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 05 2010) |  | I do what I like to do, and this is it.
- oblivious2it (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 05 2010) |  | Things that make you laugh.
Meet the parents... They are hysterical!
- carol (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 05 2010, Themes) | | Look what I can do with my toes.....I can
Get the vibrator and get off.
- infinity (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 05 2010, Themes) | | Your first words as a baby.
I a be by.
- infinity (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 05 2010, Themes) |  | Why were you kicked off the cooking network ?
I burned the bacon... And the front of my dress.
- vegaskj2 (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 05 2010, Themes) |  | A little alcohol and... I'm terrific!
- ggracie (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 05 2010) | | Get up, everyone. Their's a game of babble!
- Paul (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 05 2010) | | Never trust a man who...
Gets escorts again and again.
- Panacea (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 05 2010, Themes) |
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