 | what did Ed repair?
My guitar... Thanks -ed.
- duckfart (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 03 2012, Themes) |  | I took my dog's meds by accident and I...
Bit the Reverend on the butt...
- timbo31 (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 02 2012, Themes) |  | In the still of the night... Or is it heat?
- orpheus (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 02 2012) |  | On the surface, I'm happy.
- howe (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 31 2012) |  | Believe it or not, I have sex.
- Swoober (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 31 2012) |  | I'm about to lose it here!
- N0 (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 31 2012) |  | Your worst habit.
I pea in my nickers!
- nish_chick (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 29 2012, Themes) |  | I can't relax, I'm stressed out.
- eaglepaguy (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 29 2012) |  | what was ncog doing with those photos of naked clowns?
They were of her wedding.
- TVDinner (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 29 2012, Themes) |  | I'd like to stay for a drink...
- 1booboo (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | I never liked it on Mars... To flat and sandy.
- B_e (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | I'm an artist and my bills are never paid.
- Time (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | Just a burger for me, please.
- lovely111s (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 04 2012) | | I had guitar lessons and soon I was a professional.
- eaglepaguy (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 03 2012) |  | In the winter, I shiver a lot.
- wordy (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 03 2012) |  | Reason you were arrested while in the airport
I was busted for psychedelics again...
- lukeysboat (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 02 2012, Themes) | | What Michael Jackson would say to the world now
I was a weird man!
- nish_chick (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 02 2012, Themes) |  | Why are carrots so good for you?
They are for your, i's.
- ncogneato1 (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 02 2012, Themes) |  | It was obviously a question of age.
- knuckles (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 02 2012) | | Grandmother was a stripper... I have pictures.
- TVDinner (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 02 2012) | | What got me1tiredmamma so tired?
I would imagine its the psychedelics.
- howe (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 01 2012, Themes) |  | They sell Depends in bundles of three.
- Panacea (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 01 2012) |  | I'm in the doghouse, as usual!
- jar123 (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 01 2012) |  | I'd appreciate a cushion.
- ggracie (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 01 2012) | | I passed my test, scored an A.
- knuckles (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 01 2012) |  | Statements that are certain to earn you a black eye.
I'm going to hit you!
- StilettosOn (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 31 2012, Themes) |  | What's the first thing you would do as President?
Get an airplane, man!
- biffer (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 31 2012, Themes) | | Hey, I said I was kidding.
- N0 (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 31 2012) |  | What is that spot on your dress?
Now, now. Its butter!
- Finesse (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 31 2012, Themes) | | Hey, how was the strip steak?
- eaglepaguy (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 31 2012) |  | I paid the audience to cheer.
- DrScholl (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 30 2012) |  | The secret to victory is not losing.
- Paul (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 30 2012) | | My advice to golfers is not to slice it!
- Panacea (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 30 2012) |  | I bribed my teacher for an A.
- Perseus (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 30 2012) | | You are the flower, and I'm the rain.
- Paul (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 30 2012) | | The world was made before I was.
- DrScholl (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 30 2012) |  | Was I a tragic mistake, dad?
- Virginiabum (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 30 2012) |  | I'm a fat cat.
- starvinmarvin (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 29 2012) |  | If your miserable, get a drink!
- baconstrip (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 29 2012) |  | If this happened, it would embarrass you
Doing it and announcing to all!
- Duracell (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 29 2012, Themes) |
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