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Top Scoring Sentences
(Last 7 days, non-adult rooms)
what did Ed repair?
My guitar... Thanks -ed.
   - duckfart  (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 03 2012, Themes)
I took my dog's meds by accident and I...
Bit the Reverend on the butt...
   - timbo31  (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 02 2012, Themes)
In the still of the night... Or is it heat?
   - orpheus  (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 02 2012)
On the surface, I'm happy.
   - howe  (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 31 2012)
Believe it or not, I have sex.
   - Swoober  (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 31 2012)
I'm about to lose it here!
   - N0  (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 31 2012)
Your worst habit.
I pea in my nickers!
   - nish_chick  (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 29 2012, Themes)
I can't relax, I'm stressed out.
   - eaglepaguy  (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 29 2012)
what was ncog doing with those photos of naked clowns?
They were of her wedding.
   - TVDinner  (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 29 2012, Themes)
I'd like to stay for a drink...
   - 1booboo  (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 04 2012)
I never liked it on Mars... To flat and sandy.
   - B_e  (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 04 2012)
I'm an artist and my bills are never paid.
   - Time  (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 04 2012)
Just a burger for me, please.
   - lovely111s  (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 04 2012)
I had guitar lessons and soon I was a professional.
   - eaglepaguy  (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 03 2012)
In the winter, I shiver a lot.
   - wordy  (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 03 2012)
Reason you were arrested while in the airport
I was busted for psychedelics again...
   - lukeysboat  (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 02 2012, Themes)
What Michael Jackson would say to the world now
I was a weird man!
   - nish_chick  (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 02 2012, Themes)
Why are carrots so good for you?
They are for your, i's.
   - ncogneato1  (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 02 2012, Themes)
It was obviously a question of age.
   - knuckles  (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 02 2012)
Grandmother was a stripper... I have pictures.
   - TVDinner  (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 02 2012)
What got me1tiredmamma so tired?
I would imagine its the psychedelics.
   - howe  (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 01 2012, Themes)
They sell Depends in bundles of three.
   - Panacea  (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 01 2012)
I'm in the doghouse, as usual!
   - jar123  (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 01 2012)
I'd appreciate a cushion.
   - ggracie  (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 01 2012)
I passed my test, scored an A.
   - knuckles  (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 01 2012)
Statements that are certain to earn you a black eye.
I'm going to hit you!
   - StilettosOn  (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 31 2012, Themes)
What's the first thing you would do as President?
Get an airplane, man!
   - biffer  (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 31 2012, Themes)
Hey, I said I was kidding.
   - N0  (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 31 2012)
What is that spot on your dress?
Now, now. Its butter!
   - Finesse  (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 31 2012, Themes)
Hey, how was the strip steak?
   - eaglepaguy  (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 31 2012)
I paid the audience to cheer.
   - DrScholl  (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 30 2012)
The secret to victory is not losing.
   - Paul  (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 30 2012)
My advice to golfers is not to slice it!
   - Panacea  (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 30 2012)
I bribed my teacher for an A.
   - Perseus  (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 30 2012)
You are the flower, and I'm the rain.
   - Paul  (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 30 2012)
The world was made before I was.
   - DrScholl  (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 30 2012)
Was I a tragic mistake, dad?
   - Virginiabum  (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 30 2012)
I'm a fat cat.
   - starvinmarvin  (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 29 2012)
If your miserable, get a drink!
   - baconstrip  (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 29 2012)
If this happened, it would embarrass you
Doing it and announcing to all!
   - Duracell  (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 29 2012, Themes)