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Top Scoring Sentences
(Last 30 days, non-adult rooms)
What were you doing at the porn shop?
Just doing a little research...
   - jcoverload  (13pts, 10 votes, Aug 26 2010, Themes)
what do they do for fun at the morgeue?
They sing to the departed.
   - batty007  (12pts, 9 votes, Aug 22 2010, Themes)
Why do aliens have big foots?
I have to Google it.
   - Ten-Fifteen  (12pts, 9 votes, Aug 12 2010, Themes)
Why did you spend the night in jail?
For dirty things!
   - iwishiwuzabitch  (12pts, 9 votes, Aug 12 2010, Themes)
Don't be afraid, I won't....
Slip rum in the coffee!
   - baconstrip  (11pts, 8 votes, Sep 01 2010, Themes)
What were you doing at the porn shop?
Me? I'm of age, go away.
   - Lemonhead  (11pts, 8 votes, Aug 29 2010, Themes)
Who do you love?
Him! And,er... Him.
   - SockMonkey  (11pts, 8 votes, Aug 27 2010, Themes)
How to get a 49-year-old to sit still?
Get her tired.
   - orpheus  (11pts, 8 votes, Aug 26 2010, Themes)
I should add some nuts.
   - Amanda  (11pts, 8 votes, Aug 23 2010)
Its in the bag!
   - MAndrew7  (11pts, 8 votes, Aug 21 2010)
What did you find in your closet?
A big mess!
   - AllysMoon  (11pts, 8 votes, Aug 20 2010, Themes)
How did the crowd react?
They threw things!
   - Grammar_Gal  (11pts, 8 votes, Aug 15 2010, Themes)
Wipe your own butt, boy!
   - REAPER  (10pts, 7 votes, Sep 03 2010)
Your new book title...
Get With It!
   - Chaz  (10pts, 7 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes)
Talk like a child?
Toy... He he!
   - REAPER  (10pts, 7 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes)
She was soooo fat, she....
... Was shade for Siberia!
   - Neauxless  (10pts, 7 votes, Sep 01 2010, Themes)
what can the parents do now that school is in session?
Rest more! Oh and... The internet!
   - sassy  (10pts, 7 votes, Sep 01 2010, Themes)
In today's business meeting, we'll be discussing?
Bottled Water... Is it a rip of!??
   - Topiary  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 30 2010, Themes)
Name 3 new dwarves
Taffy, Husky and Boggy
   - auntkay  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 29 2010, Themes)
Signs you've become old
Most of me dropped.
   - AllysMoon  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 29 2010, Themes)
Prison Cellmate nicnames
Handy Andy
   - xxhendrixx  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 29 2010, Themes)
What's that horrible smell in your refrigerator?
That dear, is cauliflower.
   - Ten-Fifteen  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 29 2010, Themes)
You are one of the nicer ones.
   - CocoPuff  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 29 2010)
My first day in school my teacher told me...?
Knock it of!!
   - foofoocuddlypoo  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 27 2010, Themes)
Worst children's book title
Little Women, little Bosoms.
   - orpheus  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 24 2010, Themes)
Your first thought when the alarm clock goes off
Weres the remote?
   - duckfart  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 23 2010, Themes)
Something you'll never hear a man say.
I gladly take it in the butt.
   - bubababa  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 22 2010, Themes)
sarah palin says...
I'm inept and stupid, get used to it.
   - doofustwo  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 22 2010, Themes)
so te doctir said,,,,
I'd fix this for free on the side...
   - batty007  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 22 2010, Themes)
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not...
... Go to a brothel for Christmas.
   - mutantdog  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 22 2010, Themes)
What are you famous for?
It's bent to the right!
   - BottleOfSmoke  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 22 2010, Themes)
The last thing you saw before the lights went out.
A killer, approaching!
   - Grammar_Gal  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 21 2010, Themes)
I'm going to bed... Alone!
   - Jazzzy  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 21 2010)
Something you could not live without.
Doing this, over and over!
   - TwistedSister  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 20 2010, Themes)
What Noah really thought about having all those animals on his ark
This is crazy, its over capacity!
   - BabblingOne  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 18 2010, Themes)
Overheard at the sex change clinic
Suddenly, I ain't a she anymore!
   - Spiralman  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 18 2010, Themes)
So, should I risk it?
   - influenced  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 17 2010)
I already gave out the soda, the next course is spaghetti.
   - Perseus  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 17 2010)
Why mosquitoes avoid you.
That's absurd. They love me!
   - batty007  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 16 2010, Themes)
You caught him/her cheating, now what?
A bat to the forehead, as usual.
   - Clint  (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 16 2010, Themes)