 | I normally have an open mind about things.
- knuckles (11pts, 8 votes, Jan 27 2012) |  | Words to live by.
Do not drive drunk!
- Perseus (11pts, 8 votes, Jan 27 2012, Themes) |  | If your bed could talk what would it say?
Are they done... Do they not sleep?
- Decayedelvis (11pts, 8 votes, Jan 25 2012, Themes) |  | I was lost and walked in to the wrong place.
- zappy (11pts, 8 votes, Jan 24 2012) |  | why were you fired at your last job
I was never around.
- ncogneato1 (11pts, 8 votes, Jan 21 2012, Themes) |  | The future is yours, make it last!
- singingangel (11pts, 8 votes, Jan 19 2012) |  | what did Ed repair?
My guitar... Thanks -ed.
- duckfart (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 03 2012, Themes) |  | I took my dog's meds by accident and I...
Bit the Reverend on the butt...
- timbo31 (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 02 2012, Themes) |  | In the still of the night... Or is it heat?
- orpheus (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 02 2012) |  | On the surface, I'm happy.
- howe (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 31 2012) |  | Believe it or not, I have sex.
- Swoober (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 31 2012) |  | I'm about to lose it here!
- N0 (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 31 2012) |  | Your worst habit.
I pea in my nickers!
- nish_chick (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 29 2012, Themes) |  | I can't relax, I'm stressed out.
- eaglepaguy (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 29 2012) |  | what was ncog doing with those photos of naked clowns?
They were of her wedding.
- TVDinner (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 29 2012, Themes) |  | Things you should never shout from a bathroom stall.
. Jackpot!
- Grimmgirl72 (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 28 2012, Themes) |  | Your Wrestlemania name.
The Annihilator!
- WhoDat (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 28 2012, Themes) |  | My Mama always said ....
To invest time in my self.
- SockMonkey (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 28 2012, Themes) |  | Describe your fellow themers.
The majority of us are a bit mouthy!
- hoodooyoodoo (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 27 2012, Themes) | | I hate paying for your things!
- N0 (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 26 2012) | | The stupid thing was, I fell for it.
- N0 (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 26 2012) |  | Yo Momma is SOOOO fat, she.....
Sprinkles dinner on dinner.
- BottleOfSmoke (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 25 2012, Themes) | | what will i do with the 2 martinis and the ticket south?
I'm open to any thing.
- ncogneato1 (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 25 2012, Themes) |  | My neighbor came over to borrow...
The plunger... For what,? I,s ayed.
- Grammar_Gal (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 24 2012, Themes) |  | I'm never doing it again!
- Panacea (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 23 2012) |  | What not to say at a gay wedding...
Congratulations... Butt packers!
- baconstrip (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 22 2012, Themes) |  | Title of the mystery novel you just wrote.
A... Is for Agony.
- Ten-Fifteen (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 21 2012, Themes) |  | Name 3 new dwarves
Quacky, Buzzard and Bill.
- FlannelCow (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 21 2012, Themes) | | Can I weigh in on that?
- Panacea (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 21 2012) |  | You're driving me insane!
- 1wisewoman (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 20 2012) |  | What did Adam say to Eve when her tits fell off?
I'm missing the boo bies.
- ChillyLilly (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 19 2012, Themes) |  | I'm tired of the government, they spoil things!
- starvinmarvin (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 19 2012) | | The stupidest thing you ever said on a date.
I hate men!
- Grammar_Gal (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 18 2012, Themes) | | Your favorite secret hobby.
singing... Whops, their it is!
- duckfart (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 18 2012, Themes) | | I'd like to believe its true.
- singingangel (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 17 2012) | | the sequel to Free in the Wilderness
Dying on the Open Plains
- TVDinner (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 14 2012, Themes) | | I'm just getting in everyone's way.
- eaglepaguy (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 13 2012) |  | saying on Jar's T-shirt?
I'm a Themmer!
- jar123 (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 10 2012, Themes) |  | All the blabbing... I can't stand it!
- Topiary (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 10 2012) |  | Three more steps...
- sassy (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 10 2012) |
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