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Top Scoring Sentences
(Last 30 days, non-adult rooms)
God's outgoing answering machine message
I'm God... And God is out for a while.
   - Snollygoster  (12pts, 9 votes, Feb 21 2010, Themes)
911 Emergency: What is your Emergency?
I squirted mustard in the peach sauce!
   - shannon  (11pts, 8 votes, Feb 27 2010, Themes)
You are my universe, for I adore you.
   - sokadaka  (11pts, 8 votes, Feb 21 2010)
How do you get to Australia?
I'd say, on a tidal wave.
   - Paul  (11pts, 8 votes, Feb 19 2010, Themes)
Why do I do this to myself?
   - MadMessiah  (11pts, 8 votes, Feb 18 2010)
It's a blonde day when...
I seduce anybody.
   - for20netime  (11pts, 8 votes, Feb 16 2010, Themes)
Overheard at the Zombie dinner table:
Hey don't leave, I'm cooking a gypsy!
   - RedTLN  (11pts, 8 votes, Feb 12 2010, Themes)
Find a real song or movie title
Face off!
   - Crazy_Nana  (11pts, 8 votes, Feb 11 2010, Themes)
I'm not getting in to heaven..
   - 1booboo  (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 11 2010)
Well, was that necessary?
   - singingangel  (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 11 2010)
Make a horror movie title.
Clowns in a Casket.
   - Decayedelvis  (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 09 2010, Themes)
Why did you quit your last job
I elected to shove it!
   - Panacea  (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 09 2010, Themes)
Can I visit you, or are you to busy for me?
   - Silk  (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 09 2010)
What you were famous for in high school.
I was a...s.s Stuttererrer
   - eaglepaguy  (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 08 2010, Themes)
Things done slowly, are done right!
   - MadMessiah  (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 07 2010)
As a lover, I'm very gentle... But thorough.
   - MadMessiah  (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 07 2010)
Sorry, I was drunk most of the day.
   - Paul  (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 06 2010)
Things you should never do on a first date.
Pinch her butt... I have and they left!
   - Topiary  (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 05 2010, Themes)
How to get a 4yr old to behave.
Toys are Us!
   - eaglepaguy  (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 04 2010, Themes)
What you told your psychiatrist at your last appointment.
I'm Barny, and I'm a dancing hippopotamus.
   - Maryscarey  (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 02 2010, Themes)
Describe yourself in 3 words or less
A former virgin.
   - cookie792  (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 02 2010, Themes)
What would happen if cats ruled the world?
Not swimming... Ever.
   - AndyAkeko  (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 01 2010, Themes)
I'm yours, be it only for today.
   - RedTLN  (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 28 2010)
What's your excuse for coming home so late?
I was burying my last roommate.
   - jasper  (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 28 2010, Themes)
You caught him/her cheating, now what?
Enjoy the vibrator.
   - coolio  (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 28 2010, Themes)
Things a roll of toilet paper would say
Their is do do on her butt... She ain't done!
   - KristiSinned  (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 28 2010, Themes)
When I think of love I ....
I say stupid things.
   - thyst07  (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 28 2010, Themes)
What do I see in your windows?
It's your husband! Deal with it!
   - Boyd_Schidt  (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 28 2010, Themes)
what do you say when a telemarketer calls?
I refuse the offer!
   - babs  (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 28 2010, Themes)
For once I would like you to listen.
   - Blackbare  (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 26 2010)
what is under her toga anyway?
A wonderful treat.
   - timefly  (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 24 2010, Themes)
Things a roll of toilet paper would say
You eat wicked things!
   - billiken  (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 24 2010, Themes)
Where is Grandpa going??
Over to the ministers for a barbecue.
   - crazzzyme  (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 24 2010, Themes)
How silly it is to regret things.
   - jasper  (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 24 2010)
what's under YOUR bed?
Crazy Sexual Toys!
   - debevans666  (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 24 2010, Themes)
Satan's outgoing answering machine message
I'm not in, I'm out creating mayhem.
   - Sluggo-2  (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 24 2010, Themes)
My father was handsome, and I'm handsome.
   - influenced  (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 23 2010)
Home Improvement shows.
Wedges and Plains
   - vegaskj2  (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 23 2010, Themes)
Things not to say on a job interview.
Hello.... I'm nuts
   - th33fr3ak  (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 22 2010, Themes)
Signs you are about to be fired.
I was paid my last pay.
   - CocoPuff  (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 22 2010, Themes)