 | Honey, I only love hookers for the head.
- Cliffhatesyou (12pts, 9 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | Had the runs!
- starvinmarvin (11pts, 8 votes, Nov 26 2008) |  | I was blinded by the light...
- Goober (11pts, 8 votes, Nov 26 2008) |  | I hate to wake her.
- 1booboo (11pts, 8 votes, Nov 18 2008) |  | I'm available and in an intimate uniform.
- up2no_good (11pts, 8 votes, Nov 14 2008) |  | I'd kiss her, if she was cute.
- stargazerlily (11pts, 8 votes, Nov 08 2008) |  | I'm pretty elegant in my mom's panties.
- SAdevolution (10pts, 7 votes, Dec 01 2008) |  | Hold it. No crackers, I'm a bread guy.
- furniture (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 30 2008) | | I was arrested because of that gerbil thing, Frank.
- SAdevolution (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 30 2008) |  | Frankly, I can't get with it.
- MadMessiah (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 29 2008) |  | I never said I was good.
- Exante (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 29 2008) |  | I'm off the pill.
- timbo31 (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 25 2008) |  | I'm your grandmother!
- Flight (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 25 2008) |  | One Canadian is usually one Canadian too many.
- Hepburn (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 24 2008) |  | .. And what is the point buddy?
- Blackbare (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 24 2008) |  | Bedding a minor? Convict the rotten immoral predator!
- kiana_SA (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 24 2008) |  | The mutt's butt. Whew!
- Sluggo-2 (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 23 2008) |  | Don't complain or struggle, do oral. My noodle is irresistible.
- sa_HarpoMarx (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 21 2008) |  | Be active, or be dead!
- Weighty (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 21 2008) |  | I insist everyone smells my junk.
- NurseRatchet (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 21 2008) |  | Breathe in, breathe out!
- Seek (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 20 2008) |  | Got the runs, I trickled down my skirt.
- XSnotfunnyX (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 20 2008) | | Because its the teacher's and I'm a pupil.
- XSnotfunnyX (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 20 2008) |  | I like her, I even like you.
- ReadySetGo (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 19 2008) | | Rabbits are always reproducing!
- timbo31 (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 17 2008) |  | I'm done sleeping around.
- 1wisewoman (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 17 2008) | | I like popping nice ripe zits.
- up2no_good (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 17 2008) |  | Gee, I do dread the darkies.
- saraTbiggun (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 17 2008) |  | I could teach you, by showing you.
- sassy (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 16 2008) |  | The bigger the better!
- singingangel (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 15 2008) |  | Take a seat, fatty!
- calaya (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 15 2008) | | I'm the man, I'm on top!
- starvinmarvin (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 15 2008) |  | I'm done, bye bye.
- embolicat (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 14 2008) | | Get a grip will,y a?
- Seek (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 14 2008) |  | Stupid is as stupid does.
- Caribou (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 08 2008) |  | I'm sorry, I jerk off regularly.
- Golfnut (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 08 2008) |  | You see me? I see you!
- hellahot (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 07 2008) | | I learned counting, three and three are six. Impressed?
- Cliffhatesyou (9pts, 6 votes, Dec 01 2008) |  | You engineered butt guns?
- sa_hoboninja (9pts, 6 votes, Dec 01 2008) |  | I didn't like wrestling, I was a sissy.
- icecream (9pts, 6 votes, Dec 01 2008) |
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