 | God's outgoing answering machine message
I'm God... And God is out for a while.
- Snollygoster (12pts, 9 votes, Feb 21 2010, Themes) |  | 911 Emergency: What is your Emergency?
I squirted mustard in the peach sauce!
- shannon (11pts, 8 votes, Feb 27 2010, Themes) |  | You are my universe, for I adore you.
- sokadaka (11pts, 8 votes, Feb 21 2010) |  | How do you get to Australia?
I'd say, on a tidal wave.
- Paul (11pts, 8 votes, Feb 19 2010, Themes) |  | Why do I do this to myself?
- MadMessiah (11pts, 8 votes, Feb 18 2010) |  | It's a blonde day when...
I seduce anybody.
- for20netime (11pts, 8 votes, Feb 16 2010, Themes) |  | Overheard at the Zombie dinner table:
Hey don't leave, I'm cooking a gypsy!
- RedTLN (11pts, 8 votes, Feb 12 2010, Themes) |  | Find a real song or movie title
Face off!
- Crazy_Nana (11pts, 8 votes, Feb 11 2010, Themes) |  | I'm not getting in to heaven..
- 1booboo (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 11 2010) |  | Well, was that necessary?
- singingangel (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 11 2010) |  | Make a horror movie title.
Clowns in a Casket.
- Decayedelvis (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 09 2010, Themes) |  | Why did you quit your last job
I elected to shove it!
- Panacea (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 09 2010, Themes) |  | Can I visit you, or are you to busy for me?
- Silk (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 09 2010) |  | What you were famous for in high school.
I was a...s.s Stuttererrer
- eaglepaguy (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 08 2010, Themes) | | Things done slowly, are done right!
- MadMessiah (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 07 2010) | | As a lover, I'm very gentle... But thorough.
- MadMessiah (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 07 2010) | | Sorry, I was drunk most of the day.
- Paul (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 06 2010) |  | Things you should never do on a first date.
Pinch her butt... I have and they left!
- Topiary (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 05 2010, Themes) | | How to get a 4yr old to behave.
Toys are Us!
- eaglepaguy (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 04 2010, Themes) |  | What you told your psychiatrist at your last appointment.
I'm Barny, and I'm a dancing hippopotamus.
- Maryscarey (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 02 2010, Themes) |  | Describe yourself in 3 words or less
A former virgin.
- cookie792 (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 02 2010, Themes) |  | What would happen if cats ruled the world?
Not swimming... Ever.
- AndyAkeko (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 01 2010, Themes) | | I'm yours, be it only for today.
- RedTLN (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 28 2010) |  | What's your excuse for coming home so late?
I was burying my last roommate.
- jasper (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 28 2010, Themes) |  | You caught him/her cheating, now what?
Enjoy the vibrator.
- coolio (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 28 2010, Themes) |  | Things a roll of toilet paper would say
Their is do do on her butt... She ain't done!
- KristiSinned (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 28 2010, Themes) |  | When I think of love I ....
I say stupid things.
- thyst07 (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 28 2010, Themes) |  | What do I see in your windows?
It's your husband! Deal with it!
- Boyd_Schidt (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 28 2010, Themes) |  | what do you say when a telemarketer calls?
I refuse the offer!
- babs (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 28 2010, Themes) |  | For once I would like you to listen.
- Blackbare (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 26 2010) |  | what is under her toga anyway?
A wonderful treat.
- timefly (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 24 2010, Themes) |  | Things a roll of toilet paper would say
You eat wicked things!
- billiken (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 24 2010, Themes) |  | Where is Grandpa going??
Over to the ministers for a barbecue.
- crazzzyme (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 24 2010, Themes) | | How silly it is to regret things.
- jasper (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 24 2010) |  | what's under YOUR bed?
Crazy Sexual Toys!
- debevans666 (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 24 2010, Themes) |  | Satan's outgoing answering machine message
I'm not in, I'm out creating mayhem.
- Sluggo-2 (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 24 2010, Themes) |  | My father was handsome, and I'm handsome.
- influenced (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 23 2010) |  | Home Improvement shows.
Wedges and Plains
- vegaskj2 (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 23 2010, Themes) | | Things not to say on a job interview.
Hello.... I'm nuts
- th33fr3ak (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 22 2010, Themes) |  | Signs you are about to be fired.
I was paid my last pay.
- CocoPuff (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 22 2010, Themes) |
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