 | What were you doing at the porn shop?
Just doing a little research...
- jcoverload (13pts, 10 votes, Aug 26 2010, Themes) |  | what do they do for fun at the morgeue?
They sing to the departed.
- batty007 (12pts, 9 votes, Aug 22 2010, Themes) |  | Why do aliens have big foots?
I have to Google it.
- Ten-Fifteen (12pts, 9 votes, Aug 12 2010, Themes) |  | Why did you spend the night in jail?
For dirty things!
- iwishiwuzabitch (12pts, 9 votes, Aug 12 2010, Themes) |  | Don't be afraid, I won't....
Slip rum in the coffee!
- baconstrip (11pts, 8 votes, Sep 01 2010, Themes) |  | What were you doing at the porn shop?
Me? I'm of age, go away.
- Lemonhead (11pts, 8 votes, Aug 29 2010, Themes) |  | Who do you love?
Him! And,er... Him.
- SockMonkey (11pts, 8 votes, Aug 27 2010, Themes) |  | How to get a 49-year-old to sit still?
Get her tired.
- orpheus (11pts, 8 votes, Aug 26 2010, Themes) |  | I should add some nuts.
- Amanda (11pts, 8 votes, Aug 23 2010) |  | Its in the bag!
- MAndrew7 (11pts, 8 votes, Aug 21 2010) |  | What did you find in your closet?
A big mess!
- AllysMoon (11pts, 8 votes, Aug 20 2010, Themes) |  | How did the crowd react?
They threw things!
- Grammar_Gal (11pts, 8 votes, Aug 15 2010, Themes) |  | Wipe your own butt, boy!
- REAPER (10pts, 7 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | Your new book title...
Get With It!
- Chaz (10pts, 7 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) | | Talk like a child?
Toy... He he!
- REAPER (10pts, 7 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | She was soooo fat, she....
... Was shade for Siberia!
- Neauxless (10pts, 7 votes, Sep 01 2010, Themes) |  | what can the parents do now that school is in session?
Rest more! Oh and... The internet!
- sassy (10pts, 7 votes, Sep 01 2010, Themes) |  | In today's business meeting, we'll be discussing?
Bottled Water... Is it a rip of!??
- Topiary (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 30 2010, Themes) |  | Name 3 new dwarves
Taffy, Husky and Boggy
- auntkay (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 29 2010, Themes) | | Signs you've become old
Most of me dropped.
- AllysMoon (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 29 2010, Themes) |  | Prison Cellmate nicnames
Handy Andy
- xxhendrixx (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 29 2010, Themes) | | What's that horrible smell in your refrigerator?
That dear, is cauliflower.
- Ten-Fifteen (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 29 2010, Themes) |  | You are one of the nicer ones.
- CocoPuff (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 29 2010) |  | My first day in school my teacher told me...?
Knock it of!!
- foofoocuddlypoo (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 27 2010, Themes) | | Worst children's book title
Little Women, little Bosoms.
- orpheus (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 24 2010, Themes) |  | Your first thought when the alarm clock goes off
Weres the remote?
- duckfart (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 23 2010, Themes) |  | Something you'll never hear a man say.
I gladly take it in the butt.
- bubababa (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 22 2010, Themes) |  | sarah palin says...
I'm inept and stupid, get used to it.
- doofustwo (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 22 2010, Themes) | | so te doctir said,,,,
I'd fix this for free on the side...
- batty007 (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 22 2010, Themes) |  | 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not...
... Go to a brothel for Christmas.
- mutantdog (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 22 2010, Themes) |  | What are you famous for?
It's bent to the right!
- BottleOfSmoke (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 22 2010, Themes) | | The last thing you saw before the lights went out.
A killer, approaching!
- Grammar_Gal (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 21 2010, Themes) |  | I'm going to bed... Alone!
- Jazzzy (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 21 2010) |  | Something you could not live without.
Doing this, over and over!
- TwistedSister (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 20 2010, Themes) |  | What Noah really thought about having all those animals on his ark
This is crazy, its over capacity!
- BabblingOne (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 18 2010, Themes) |  | Overheard at the sex change clinic
Suddenly, I ain't a she anymore!
- Spiralman (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 18 2010, Themes) |  | So, should I risk it?
- influenced (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 17 2010) |  | I already gave out the soda, the next course is spaghetti.
- Perseus (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 17 2010) | | Why mosquitoes avoid you.
That's absurd. They love me!
- batty007 (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 16 2010, Themes) |  | You caught him/her cheating, now what?
A bat to the forehead, as usual.
- Clint (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 16 2010, Themes) |
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