 | I contaminated the bathroom... Sorry for.s Hitting in their - orpheus (6pts, 3 votes, May 14 2012) |  | I just found a place for my elephant in back of the church. - auntkay (5pts, 2 votes, May 17 2012) |  | In the next life there is more fun, so I'm packing stuff. - Paul (6pts, 3 votes, May 19 2012) |  | The lottery is the reason I'm considered an attraction... - Duracell (6pts, 3 votes, May 18 2012) |  | Letter to a hooker in prison... You stuck in there, baby? - orpheus (6pts, 3 votes, May 15 2012) |  | Monkey Island is home to some important monkey families. - orpheus (6pts, 3 votes, May 14 2012) |  | To pairy likes cats, and is actually a lunatic cat lady. - orpheus (6pts, 3 votes, May 14 2012) |  | I got a bouquet today, early in the morning. Its true... - icongirl (5pts, 2 votes, May 18 2012) |  | Why couldn't Pepe Le Pew get a date?
His mild stump offers are in error. Genuinely repulsive! - Salt4YourWounds (5pts, 2 votes, May 13 2012, Themes) |  | What you were famous for in high school.
Necking in the fields, the yard and hotels... Anywhere. - CoffeeandCream (7pts, 4 votes, May 13 2012, Themes) |  | I should put a guitar in your hands, you're the master! - CocoPuff (6pts, 3 votes, May 13 2012) |  | I'm going to be safe and go for a ride in my driveway. - Time (6pts, 3 votes, May 15 2012) |  | I'm about to butter up another roll, they are awesome. - eaglepaguy (5pts, 2 votes, May 19 2012) |  | After the holidays are over, Santa Claus goes bye bye. - CocoPuff (5pts, 2 votes, May 16 2012) |  | This is not the way to the future, it's the next turn. - CocoPuff (5pts, 2 votes, May 15 2012) |  | I created most of the pyramids... And they were heavy. - Warhol (5pts, 2 votes, May 14 2012) |  | They don't accept her kind of hanky-panky in Wal-Mart! - Perseus (5pts, 2 votes, May 14 2012) |  | I had six screwdrivers, and soon things were spinning. - eaglepaguy (5pts, 2 votes, May 13 2012) |  | The beach resort was great, unlike a military resort. - Ten-Fifteen (7pts, 4 votes, May 18 2012) |  | I only honk for bikinis and Bambis. They are so cute! - RufusVS (6pts, 3 votes, May 17 2012) |  | Its totally true... Yesterday, I was a virgin... Was. - Silk (4pts, 1 votes, May 19 2012) |  | And now I'd like to translate that for the morons... - CocoPuff (7pts, 4 votes, May 16 2012) |  | I'm scared of spiders, so I asked the spider to die. - TVDinner (6pts, 3 votes, May 18 2012) |  | Medieval gypsies were after your precious chihuahua! - mummyface (6pts, 3 votes, May 15 2012) |  | I through up a rock, its probably from the pressure. - singingangel (5pts, 2 votes, May 19 2012) |  | One yesterday fades, albeit in to another yesterday. - Time (5pts, 2 votes, May 19 2012) |  | I feel like snuggling and a quickie in the driveway. - vito (5pts, 2 votes, May 19 2012) |  | Lots of thanks to mom from me, she was there for me. - singingangel (5pts, 2 votes, May 16 2012) |  | Generally the insults are aggressive and disgusting! - lucyjordan (5pts, 2 votes, May 16 2012) |  | I threw down my pancake and replied... They're hard! - 1booboo (5pts, 2 votes, May 16 2012) |  | Old men are in continent, but they're fairly clever. - CocoPuff (5pts, 2 votes, May 15 2012) |  | I was squashed in the highway... I'm just a pancake. - chicoruiz (5pts, 2 votes, May 14 2012) |  | Speaking of cellulose... My butt is generally porky! - BottleOfSmoke (5pts, 2 votes, May 13 2012) |  | You have to have pickles for a picnic!... Amateurs. - RufusVS (6pts, 3 votes, May 18 2012) |  | Your the man now... And tomorrow night is my night. - orpheus (6pts, 3 votes, May 14 2012) |  | Everyone is guilty of playing this again and again. - Grimmgirl72 (6pts, 3 votes, May 14 2012) |  | She's of age, and I got to stop pampering her butt! - singingangel (5pts, 2 votes, May 19 2012) |  | It was a hysterical weekend at the Lightning Motel. - Warhol (5pts, 2 votes, May 18 2012) |  | I'm beginning to regret saying okay to this idiot. - CocoPuff (8pts, 5 votes, May 17 2012) |  | I had a concrete trampoline and it left fractures. - heydad (7pts, 4 votes, May 19 2012) |
"It pays to go long." - dippyone
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