 | I contaminated the bathroom... Sorry for.s Hitting in their
- orpheus (6pts, 3 votes, May 14 2012) |  | I just found a place for my elephant in back of the church.
- auntkay (5pts, 2 votes, May 17 2012) |  | In the next life there is more fun, so I'm packing stuff.
- Paul (6pts, 3 votes, May 19 2012) |  | The lottery is the reason I'm considered an attraction...
- Duracell (6pts, 3 votes, May 18 2012) | | Letter to a hooker in prison... You stuck in there, baby?
- orpheus (6pts, 3 votes, May 15 2012) | | Monkey Island is home to some important monkey families.
- orpheus (6pts, 3 votes, May 14 2012) | | To pairy likes cats, and is actually a lunatic cat lady.
- orpheus (6pts, 3 votes, May 14 2012) |  | I got a bouquet today, early in the morning. Its true...
- icongirl (5pts, 2 votes, May 18 2012) |  | Why couldn't Pepe Le Pew get a date?
His mild stump offers are in error. Genuinely repulsive!
- Salt4YourWounds (5pts, 2 votes, May 13 2012, Themes) |  | What you were famous for in high school.
Necking in the fields, the yard and hotels... Anywhere.
- CoffeeandCream (7pts, 4 votes, May 13 2012, Themes) |  | I should put a guitar in your hands, you're the master!
- CocoPuff (6pts, 3 votes, May 13 2012) |  | I'm going to be safe and go for a ride in my driveway.
- Time (6pts, 3 votes, May 15 2012) |  | I'm about to butter up another roll, they are awesome.
- eaglepaguy (5pts, 2 votes, May 19 2012) | | After the holidays are over, Santa Claus goes bye bye.
- CocoPuff (5pts, 2 votes, May 16 2012) | | This is not the way to the future, it's the next turn.
- CocoPuff (5pts, 2 votes, May 15 2012) |  | I created most of the pyramids... And they were heavy.
- Warhol (5pts, 2 votes, May 14 2012) |  | They don't accept her kind of hanky-panky in Wal-Mart!
- Perseus (5pts, 2 votes, May 14 2012) | | I had six screwdrivers, and soon things were spinning.
- eaglepaguy (5pts, 2 votes, May 13 2012) |  | The beach resort was great, unlike a military resort.
- Ten-Fifteen (7pts, 4 votes, May 18 2012) |  | I only honk for bikinis and Bambis. They are so cute!
- RufusVS (6pts, 3 votes, May 17 2012) |  | Its totally true... Yesterday, I was a virgin... Was.
- Silk (4pts, 1 votes, May 19 2012) | | And now I'd like to translate that for the morons...
- CocoPuff (7pts, 4 votes, May 16 2012) |  | I'm scared of spiders, so I asked the spider to die.
- TVDinner (6pts, 3 votes, May 18 2012) |  | Medieval gypsies were after your precious chihuahua!
- mummyface (6pts, 3 votes, May 15 2012) |  | I through up a rock, its probably from the pressure.
- singingangel (5pts, 2 votes, May 19 2012) | | One yesterday fades, albeit in to another yesterday.
- Time (5pts, 2 votes, May 19 2012) | | I feel like snuggling and a quickie in the driveway.
- vito (5pts, 2 votes, May 19 2012) | | Lots of thanks to mom from me, she was there for me.
- singingangel (5pts, 2 votes, May 16 2012) |  | Generally the insults are aggressive and disgusting!
- lucyjordan (5pts, 2 votes, May 16 2012) |  | I threw down my pancake and replied... They're hard!
- 1booboo (5pts, 2 votes, May 16 2012) | | Old men are in continent, but they're fairly clever.
- CocoPuff (5pts, 2 votes, May 15 2012) |  | I was squashed in the highway... I'm just a pancake.
- chicoruiz (5pts, 2 votes, May 14 2012) |  | Speaking of cellulose... My butt is generally porky!
- BottleOfSmoke (5pts, 2 votes, May 13 2012) | | You have to have pickles for a picnic!... Amateurs.
- RufusVS (6pts, 3 votes, May 18 2012) | | Your the man now... And tomorrow night is my night.
- orpheus (6pts, 3 votes, May 14 2012) |  | Everyone is guilty of playing this again and again.
- Grimmgirl72 (6pts, 3 votes, May 14 2012) | | She's of age, and I got to stop pampering her butt!
- singingangel (5pts, 2 votes, May 19 2012) | | It was a hysterical weekend at the Lightning Motel.
- Warhol (5pts, 2 votes, May 18 2012) | | I'm beginning to regret saying okay to this idiot.
- CocoPuff (8pts, 5 votes, May 17 2012) |  | I had a concrete trampoline and it left fractures.
- heydad (7pts, 4 votes, May 19 2012) |
"It pays to go long." - dippyone
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