 | The universe has a pattern... Its bright, and has crosses on.
- Hepburn (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 07 2010) |  | My preference is for a proper man, and you are a little off.
- MadMessiah (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 05 2010) |  | What's in the "mystery" casserole for dinner tonight?
I'm ignorant of the substances in it, but I'm anticipating.
- Clint (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 09 2010, Themes) |  | I'm practicing going to the dentist, and my face is tender.
- Paul (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 04 2010) | | I tend to go to McDonald's for dates... I'm that desperate.
- Hepburn (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 08 2010) |  | You're drunk... so say something profound.
Since...ery Hely or defunct itsedding an in to diddle flick
- GoatFetus (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 07 2010, Themes) |  | Please go down on me. Its hot! P.S. Usual it is impeccable
- kjohnson15 (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 06 2010) |  | Why the police are knocking on your door.
Who... The swat? Figures. I stiffed a class in Disneyland
- Moonmist5891 (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 05 2010, Themes) |  | I'm totally mad, I could cry... They broke my television!
- ___18___ (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 10 2010) |  | Six minutes of flirting and I'm disrobed, is it to quick?
- hippy (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 06 2010) | | The doctor I married is old, wears dentures and stutters.
- Hepburn (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 04 2010) |  | For my birthday I got . . .
A dictionary... Furthermoringeddingliesedderies is in it
- Decayedelvis (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 10 2010, Themes) |  | His gyrating is obscene and she's in to celibacy anyway!
- Irolio (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 07 2010) |  | Use the words from each of the four corners
Eleven judges are having you punished for the narcotics!
- RedTLN (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 04 2010, Themes) |  | Name a theory, or make one up
The significant toupee... A synthetic brush of ignorance
- SithChick (4pts, 1 votes, Mar 08 2010, Themes) | | Remember that day, and that man in the tree? Confusing.
- Clint (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 07 2010) |  | For electrolysis, I have to pull of the pants and yelp.
- SweetestSue (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 08 2010) | | My dad trained me to be a man in life, it's hereditary.
- Paul (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 07 2010) |  | I'm only waiting for a piece of cake... It's so tasty!
- Poppeye (7pts, 4 votes, Mar 10 2010) |  | We are all young ladies, known to be proper and whiny.
- 1booboo (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 09 2010) |  | I go to Wal-Mart in the mornings, for morning rebates.
- influenced (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 06 2010) |  | I did a solo at the concert and it rattled the plates.
- vtdeb (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 10 2010) |  | Their are two unicorns in the world. Mittens and daisy
- JMarks_LeeLee (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 08 2010) | | Nicotine in the lungs is habitual, and it's not funny!
- MadMessiah (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 07 2010) |  | what was smoking?
The tuna and chips in the microwave for a polka party!
- GreenEyedLady (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 05 2010, Themes) | | I smuggled a squirrel in to the prison for Big Poppy.
- MadMessiah (7pts, 4 votes, Mar 08 2010) |  | I'm not in to it... Because of you... You started it.
- schmoovin (7pts, 4 votes, Mar 07 2010) | | Everything gets to me sometimes, and it's ridiculous.
- Paul (7pts, 4 votes, Mar 04 2010) |  | where is every one today
Its a logical question. They were in before, darling.
- sassy (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 05 2010, Themes) | | Intimate relationships? What else are women good for?
- MadMessiah (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 04 2010) |  | My neighbor came over to borrow...
Sanitary pants... Her colon spasms are getting nasty.
- uncut (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 10 2010, Themes) |  | 911 Emergency: What is your Emergency?
I'm soft, can't have it erect, my harem is willing...
- theMEroom (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 08 2010, Themes) | | I'd say, now is the time to ditch the purple pajamas.
- Paul (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 08 2010) | | My priority is really to consume plenty of macaroons.
- Hepburn (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 04 2010) |  | It's a blonde day when...
... You are streaking in the sight of the Dalai Lama.
- Boyd_Schidt (4pts, 1 votes, Mar 07 2010, Themes) | | In the heat of hormones, you are supposed to climax!
- Summer (7pts, 4 votes, Mar 07 2010) |  | Describe your fellow themers.
They are pretty absurd and are proud of it... Agree?
- SA222 (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 06 2010, Themes) |  | What you were caught doing when the lights came back on?
Things were blurry... I was trying to recognize you.
- Vixen (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 04 2010, Themes) | | As a dwarf, could you handle a tall woman, honestly?
- Paul (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 10 2010) | | Sue was surfing in the buff. Is she aware I watched?
- Clint (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 07 2010) |
"It pays to go long." - dippyone
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