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 | What did your therapist tell you?
That I'm in treatment for being psychotic... Evidently...
- Spiralman (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | What you were caught doing when the lights came back on.
Well, it was an orgy... Shall you and I watch the video?
- TieDyed (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | It really annoys me when...
I have to pea, and their is not a joint to do it in.
- orpheus (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | I smell of martinis and I'm in the doghouse for it.
- Maybe (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | I once was lied to, and I'm still hissing over it.
- singingangel (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | I demand a dainty dump in silence... Loud is rude.
- Summer (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | I was getting it on and discovered she was awake!
- Panacea (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 03 2010) | | Its hard to surrender... I lost the handkerchief!
- Panacea (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | Hicks are ignorant, perhaps they are deprived...
- RufusVS (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | Help, I just....
Put a jinx on him, and this is the truth. I did!
- solo (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) | | I'm an evil hacker, I'm giving the points to me.
- Maybe (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 02 2010) | | Menopause... Yeah, I'm to old for making babies.
- orpheus (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | I was a good night for me... I was in the zone.
- eaglepaguy (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | I'm a fool for polyester lingerie. Its funny...
- embolicat (4pts, 1 votes, Sep 02 2010) | | Spank my butt for me... And spank it properly!
- orpheus (8pts, 5 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | Man... Don't sniff her butt, it is offending!
- wildbird (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | what would you never expect your mother to say?
Everybody has a tattoo... I have tattoos too.
- TVDinner (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) | | Getting off isn't fatal.... It's rather neat!
- RufusVS (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | what is in the tiny box ?
A defunct willy, in a sock. I'd like another!
- ChickenLittle (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | Sneak me in bed and you score for the night!
- crazychick23 (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010) | | I see each of the jury moving a ouija board!
- Panacea (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 03 2010) | | Promises, promises and not a single thing...
- Maybe (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 02 2010) | | Begin with bacon... And bacon for desert to!
- orpheus (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | I'm afraid to wish for any thing for myself.
- iwishiwuzabitch (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | Why is everyone staring at you?
Smoking in the commons... Today its the law!
- Grammar_Gal (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | Why the police are knocking on your door.
I strangled a male in the mall. I'm sick...
- ncogneato1 (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) | | The raisins in my muffin are the hamster's.
- orpheus (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 03 2010) | | After champagne, I always become naughtier.
- Panacea (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | It is hard to be seductive in a McDonald's.
- MadMessiah (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 02 2010) | | I work for winery and get a discount their.
- orpheus (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | What do you think __________ means? (make up a word)
Gumfullery... It's the tweaking of girdles.
- Twinkie (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) | | You wake up, realize your not at home, where are you ?
Wild is squeezing my balls in the outhouse!
- wildbird (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) | | I cooked this cake, their is whisky in it.
- Maybe (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 03 2010) | | What would your mother say?
I'm elderly... I said every word their is.
- TVDinner (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) | | Is it spooky in their... Or is I paranoid?
- orpheus (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 03 2010) | | why is your wife divorcing you?
Sigh... The usual, she and I fight a lot.
- TVDinner (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) | | I got surgery to decrease the size of it.
- orpheus (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | I'd like a body like the ones in college.
- Perseus (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | I offered to work a double, but I'm off.
- Grimmgirl72 (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010) | | I'm feeling my age, I reckon I'm die in.
- Maybe (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | Take me on a beer binge for my birthday!
- skittles (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | I take on stuff, then yell. That's me...
- sassy (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | I'm going to sleep with her for certain!
- Sunnie (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 02 2010) | | The wedding in Las Vegas was a disaster!
- Maybe (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 03 2010) | | Football season is starting and I...
Has a tendency to dominate the channels!
- orpheus (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | The shooting interrupted my nap to day.
- Turniphead (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 03 2010) | | I ate all the Zingers, they were tasty!
- Grimmgirl72 (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | Its early and, I'm first to the toilet.
- Mover (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 03 2010) | | I get depressed if the internets froze.
- Turniphead (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | I've been slow. I'm blind, technically!
- castleman (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 03 2010) |
"It pays to go long." - dippyone
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