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 | What did your therapist tell you?
That I'm in treatment for being psychotic... Evidently... - Spiralman (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | What you were caught doing when the lights came back on.
Well, it was an orgy... Shall you and I watch the video? - TieDyed (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | It really annoys me when...
I have to pea, and their is not a joint to do it in. - orpheus (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | I smell of martinis and I'm in the doghouse for it. - Maybe (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | I once was lied to, and I'm still hissing over it. - singingangel (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | I demand a dainty dump in silence... Loud is rude. - Summer (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | I was getting it on and discovered she was awake! - Panacea (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | Its hard to surrender... I lost the handkerchief! - Panacea (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | Hicks are ignorant, perhaps they are deprived... - RufusVS (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | Help, I just....
Put a jinx on him, and this is the truth. I did! - solo (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | I'm an evil hacker, I'm giving the points to me. - Maybe (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | Menopause... Yeah, I'm to old for making babies. - orpheus (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | I was a good night for me... I was in the zone. - eaglepaguy (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | I'm a fool for polyester lingerie. Its funny... - embolicat (4pts, 1 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | Spank my butt for me... And spank it properly! - orpheus (8pts, 5 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | Man... Don't sniff her butt, it is offending! - wildbird (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | what would you never expect your mother to say?
Everybody has a tattoo... I have tattoos too. - TVDinner (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | Getting off isn't fatal.... It's rather neat! - RufusVS (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | what is in the tiny box ?
A defunct willy, in a sock. I'd like another! - ChickenLittle (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | Sneak me in bed and you score for the night! - crazychick23 (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | I see each of the jury moving a ouija board! - Panacea (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | Promises, promises and not a single thing... - Maybe (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | Begin with bacon... And bacon for desert to! - orpheus (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | I'm afraid to wish for any thing for myself. - iwishiwuzabitch (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | Why is everyone staring at you?
Smoking in the commons... Today its the law! - Grammar_Gal (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | Why the police are knocking on your door.
I strangled a male in the mall. I'm sick... - ncogneato1 (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | The raisins in my muffin are the hamster's. - orpheus (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | After champagne, I always become naughtier. - Panacea (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | It is hard to be seductive in a McDonald's. - MadMessiah (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | I work for winery and get a discount their. - orpheus (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | What do you think __________ means? (make up a word)
Gumfullery... It's the tweaking of girdles. - Twinkie (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | You wake up, realize your not at home, where are you ?
Wild is squeezing my balls in the outhouse! - wildbird (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | I cooked this cake, their is whisky in it. - Maybe (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | What would your mother say?
I'm elderly... I said every word their is. - TVDinner (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | Is it spooky in their... Or is I paranoid? - orpheus (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | why is your wife divorcing you?
Sigh... The usual, she and I fight a lot. - TVDinner (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | I got surgery to decrease the size of it. - orpheus (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | I'd like a body like the ones in college. - Perseus (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | I offered to work a double, but I'm off. - Grimmgirl72 (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | I'm feeling my age, I reckon I'm die in. - Maybe (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | Take me on a beer binge for my birthday! - skittles (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | I take on stuff, then yell. That's me... - sassy (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | I'm going to sleep with her for certain! - Sunnie (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | The wedding in Las Vegas was a disaster! - Maybe (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | Football season is starting and I...
Has a tendency to dominate the channels! - orpheus (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | The shooting interrupted my nap to day. - Turniphead (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | I ate all the Zingers, they were tasty! - Grimmgirl72 (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | Its early and, I'm first to the toilet. - Mover (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | I get depressed if the internets froze. - Turniphead (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | I've been slow. I'm blind, technically! - castleman (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 03 2010) |
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