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I try to dance, the trouble is he's a frisky Australian.
   - Eureka  (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 05 2012)
who put the microchips in our heads?
The Machine. And they have my support, this is healthy!
   - barbaraj  (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 04 2012, Themes)
I'm one of those people that are comfortable in a suit.
   - Time  (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 04 2012)
I nearly snipped it off before I invested in a shaver.
   - RufusVS  (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 04 2012)
The top news story of today is.....
Woman undresses on subway.... She was a psychiatrist!
   - TVDinner  (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 04 2012, Themes)
Most of the ladies won't submit to me... I'm serious.
   - FlakBait  (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 04 2012)
It was Thanksgiving and millions are making a turkey.
   - eaglepaguy  (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 04 2012)
I saw her without a shred on... Gorgeously gorgeous.
   - Popps  (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 04 2012)
Is everyone high?... I'm disappointed in everyone.
   - Swoober  (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 04 2012)
The Bible is awesome. I have it in the bedroom...
   - Swoober  (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 04 2012)
I'm tired of discussing it... The book is closed!
   - Popps  (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 04 2012)
Before I was seven, I saw a herd of hippopotami.
   - Ten-Fifteen  (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 05 2012)
It rains a little in California... Occasionally.
   - Warhol  (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 04 2012)
In an earthquake, it's inevitable, things shake.
   - Ian_Appropriate  (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 05 2012)
I'm the author behind, Hoodlums and Hillbillies.
   - Warhol  (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 05 2012)
That's right; you are looking handsome as usual.
   - Seek  (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 04 2012)
why did the lady strip on the subway.
Guilt from her many marriages, too many really.
   - howe  (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 04 2012, Themes)
I never liked it on Mars... To flat and sandy.
   - B_e  (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 04 2012)
Of all the jobs..., I'm a sitter for a living.
   - Time  (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 04 2012)
I saw a bear fiddling my fiddle. Was I insane?
   - 1booboo  (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 05 2012)
I managed to undress and change in to a bunny.
   - Eureka  (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 05 2012)
Sometimes I'm quiet to compensate for things.
   - Warhol  (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 05 2012)
I'm nothing here, and she is something there.
   - Eureka  (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 05 2012)
when Mary removed her bra.....
The knockers were the objective of attention.
   - IMTHEBIRD  (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 04 2012, Themes)
I went in to the unknown, searching for her.
   - eaglepaguy  (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 04 2012)
I sure do play this often, and I never win.
   - Swoober  (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 04 2012)
It's hard for fish to speak, they are fish!
   - Ian_Appropriate  (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 05 2012)
Because of him, I'm constantly buying wine.
   - harp  (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 04 2012)
By the way, I discovered I'm right brained.
   - furniture  (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 04 2012)
It's not like her to be this way... Really!
   - harp  (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 04 2012)
That was nice of you to look around for me.
   - Time  (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 04 2012)
I'm an artist and my bills are never paid.
   - Time  (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 04 2012)
Scent of a Man was lousy, I gave it a one.
   - furniture  (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 04 2012)
It is snowing and the roads are all snowy!
   - Topiary  (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 04 2012)
singing chipmunks are strangely hilarious.
   - eaglepaguy  (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 04 2012)
Fun things to do when you're in the mental ward.
I whisper... Their is a chip in your head.
   - TVDinner  (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 04 2012, Themes)
In general, only men can have the remote!
   - Finesse  (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 04 2012)
Maybe he really never enjoyed his career.
   - Panacea  (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 04 2012)
Sure darling, I'm relatively blind to it.
   - Warhol  (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 05 2012)
After voting for Bush I wanted to giggle.
   - starvinmarvin  (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 05 2012)
What did eve say to Adam when his fig leaf fell off?
It is not much to hold on to! Measure it?
   - timbo31  (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 05 2012, Themes)
What I did on my summer vacation
Snorkeled in It aly and sat onto a camel.
   - JimiMonkey  (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 04 2012, Themes)
I intend to buy a I phone in the future.
   - Warhol  (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 04 2012)
I'm going to impersonate In Appropriate.
   - Warhol  (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 05 2012)
How could he leave me for a cheerleader?
   - linnyfafa  (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 05 2012)
I'm not much for taking it for the team.
   - zappy  (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 05 2012)
A Viagra and Voilą!... It is big again!
   - eaglepaguy  (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 04 2012)
Primitive man adjusted... You adjust to.
   - FlakBait  (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 04 2012)
Headlines in a Redneck Newspaper.
They skinned a pig, to genuine applause.
   - Buck_Farack  (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 04 2012, Themes)
If I like the sound of it, I'm content.
   - Jamitai  (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 05 2012)
"It pays to go long." - dippyone
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