 | I volunteered for mattress inspection in Alaska.... After a fifth
- Decayedelvis (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 16 2010) |  | I was surfing the internet and I come across...?
An aphrodisiac supplement to make the flow to the part terrific!
- Sluggo-2 (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 01 2010, Themes) |  | Honey, do another rhythm. Its... Nauseous floppy and ridiculous
- FrutSarad (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 15 2010) |  | Last week, I spilled the blood of an Eskimo. It was necessary.
- influenced (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 02 2010) |  | Explain to a child, where babies come from.
They pulled you to the belly button and slapped you to inhale!
- ChickenLittle (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 21 2010, Themes) |  | If there's one thing that really makes me mad, it's...
The French... The cigarettes are overwhelming. And in public!
- HaikuDee (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 13 2010, Themes) |  | The universe has a pattern... Its bright, and has crosses on.
- Hepburn (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 07 2010) |  | I shouldn't touch myself in Wal-Mart, butt it's the galoshes.
- Paul (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 27 2010) |  | I put the vibrator in reverse and it was over with abruptly.
- CocoPuff (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 25 2010) |  | Star and I made whoopee in the wilderness, it was marvelous.
- inby5 (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 14 2010) |  | I've never understood how...
Your conversations are totally dry, yet terribly infectious.
- ktstwrt (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 10 2010, Themes) |  | My preference is for a proper man, and you are a little off.
- MadMessiah (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 05 2010) |  | Intelligence and experience are better grades for the smart!
- embolicat (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 03 2010) |  | I gobbled a bag of groceries. The toothpaste to, apparently.
- Clint (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 24 2010) | | Maybe somewhere, some bachelor could see me as irresistible.
- Hepburn (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 14 2010) |  | I tried kissing without the tongue... Its to old-fashioned.
- Pianolady (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 14 2010) |  | Get her a little rum and hocus-pocus she is out of her bra!
- collosus (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 19 2010) | | What's in the "mystery" casserole for dinner tonight?
I'm ignorant of the substances in it, but I'm anticipating.
- Clint (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 09 2010, Themes) | | I'm practicing going to the dentist, and my face is tender.
- Paul (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 04 2010) | | I tend to go to McDonald's for dates... I'm that desperate.
- Hepburn (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 08 2010) |  | You're drunk... so say something profound.
Since...ery Hely or defunct itsedding an in to diddle flick
- GoatFetus (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 07 2010, Themes) |  | I was cleaning my camera and oops... Flash! A photo of you.
- sokadaka (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 27 2010) | | Everybody must wonder who it is I'm in a relationship with.
- MadMessiah (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 21 2010) | | I invented a brilliant technique for laundry... I avoid it.
- Hepburn (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 18 2010) |  | If you could be anything you wanted what would it be..?
Well, I'd say a Dermatologist... Dermatologists are swell.
- Topiary (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 15 2010, Themes) | | My advice is to do something a little eccentric every day.
- Decayedelvis (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 17 2010) |  | Please go down on me. Its hot! P.S. Usual it is impeccable
- kjohnson15 (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 06 2010) | | Something you'll never hear a man say.
The bold pattern of the drapes fascinates me. Who did it?
- Clint (7pts, 4 votes, Mar 03 2010, Themes) |  | I was in the dumps for Christmas, and it was horrible....
- PLAN (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 21 2010) |  | Why the police are knocking on your door.
Who... The swat? Figures. I stiffed a class in Disneyland
- Moonmist5891 (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 05 2010, Themes) | | I'm a crack user but it's for the nerves, they are broken
- Clint (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 26 2010) | | First word must be "in"
In the past, love was just for reproducing and that's it.
- CocoPuff (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 21 2010, Themes) | | Nirvana won't bring it to the stage anymore, and I'm sad.
- Clint (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 16 2010) |  | Why were you kicked out of the adult bookstore?
I was grinding and feeling the public too aggressively...
- heyhowsitgoing (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 15 2010, Themes) |  | I'm totally mad, I could cry... They broke my television!
- ___18___ (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 10 2010) |  | Six minutes of flirting and I'm disrobed, is it to quick?
- hippy (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 06 2010) | | The doctor I married is old, wears dentures and stutters.
- Hepburn (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 04 2010) | | Rather eccentrically, I'd only worn straw to the wedding.
- Hepburn (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 02 2010) |  | I'm hungry for toasted marshmallows. Are they nutritious?
- EstioAnyD (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 21 2010) | | What will your obituary say?
Just the typical... He was a shallow, reckless scoundrel!
- ChickenLittle (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 21 2010, Themes) |
"It pays to go long." - dippyone
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