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 | I'm available and in an intimate uniform.
- up2no_good (11pts, 8 votes, Nov 14 2008, Themes) | | I chat totally nude.
- up2no_good (11pts, 8 votes, Dec 15 2008, Themes) | | I like popping nice ripe zits.
- up2no_good (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 17 2008) | | I'm more fun upstairs, Baby.
- up2no_good (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 06 2009) | | Cooking programs that didn't do too well.
The Rancid Gourmet.
- up2no_good (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 04 2010, Themes) | | I got this black eye because...
I was drunk and her little sister was around for the day.
- up2no_good (9pts, 6 votes, Aug 28 2009, Themes) | | I enjoy sleeping in the shower after the naughties.
- up2no_good (9pts, 6 votes, Jul 16 2009, Themes) | | I had you twice, in traffic and at the motel.
- up2no_good (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 06 2009) | | Today? Most definitely. Give me a comb!
- up2no_good (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 03 2009, Themes) | | I left her for an old-fashioned hooker.
- up2no_good (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 19 2009) |
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| I'm a professional date. Leave a twenty underneath the towel
- up2no_good (8pts, 5 votes, Sep 28 2009) | | What do you do to stay so beautiful?
I consume steroids and wrestle the mommies in seven eleven.
- up2no_good (6pts, 3 votes, Oct 09 2009, Themes) | | I drink heavy without getting stupid, ignorant or peculiar.
- up2no_good (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 13 2007) | | I got this black eye because...
I was drunk and her little sister was around for the day.
- up2no_good (9pts, 6 votes, Aug 28 2009, Themes) | | You should wear these gaudy pants for the visual effect.
- up2no_good (7pts, 4 votes, Jul 28 2008) | | I drink mostly from the can and this one is too foamy.
- up2no_good (7pts, 4 votes, Jul 10 2009, Themes) | | Some thing about her is not right. She's a little off!
- up2no_good (7pts, 4 votes, Apr 22 2009) | | If I could do it all over again...
I'd charge more for undressing and charge interest to.
- up2no_good (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 04 2009, Themes) | | I found a photograph of somebody's sister on the deck.
- up2no_good (6pts, 3 votes, Oct 08 2008) | | I'm a little irregular. Bathroom on the left or right?
- up2no_good (6pts, 3 votes, Jun 06 2008) |
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