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 | Why is Teal so bad?
Her fiancée is out of Viagra.
- uncut (11pts, 8 votes, Sep 22 2009, Themes) | | I used to be so much fun, but then....
I used the the last of weed!
- uncut (11pts, 8 votes, Feb 03 2010, Themes) | | what do you bet on
The date the baby is born.
- uncut (11pts, 8 votes, Sep 15 2009, Themes) | | Never, ever tell a woman ....
Her butt is identical to the ex--s!
- uncut (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 09 2010, Themes) | | Something you should never say to a pregnant woman.
Was it accidental or arranged?
- uncut (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 14 2010, Themes) | | Dating no-no?s.
Videoing it... For the kids!
- uncut (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 24 2010, Themes) | | Talk your way out of a traffic ticket.
Guess I'm caught... Smile.
- uncut (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 15 2010, Themes) | | Bad Names for a rock band.
Uranus and the Snickers.
- uncut (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 31 2009, Themes) | | Signs your roommate is wearing your clothes...
Their are butt skids!
- uncut (10pts, 7 votes, Apr 12 2010, Themes) | | How to get a four year old to sit still.
A ruler at the rear!
- uncut (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 04 2009, Themes) |
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| I sued the country in court... However, the trial was unfair.
- uncut (5pts, 2 votes, May 03 2010) | | The young biology teacher is sure developed... Its biology!
- uncut (6pts, 3 votes, Jan 24 2010) | | How Do You Relax?
I usually drink and disrobe until, I'm good and aroused.
- uncut (6pts, 3 votes, Aug 27 2009, Themes) | | Silence please, darling. I'm splitting you into thirds!
- uncut (6pts, 3 votes, Jan 19 2010) | | What did you learn in sex ed today?
I shouldn't cuddle the computer... Its just a computer.
- uncut (6pts, 3 votes, Nov 30 2009, Themes) | | reasons to panic when in las vegas...
Your tool is stuck in Candy, the carnival nymphomaniac.
- uncut (6pts, 3 votes, Oct 20 2009, Themes) | | I went to the store to buy milk, but bought ___ instead?
Booze... Well, booze is in your version of the recipe!
- uncut (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 08 2010, Themes) | | What you wouldn't want to hear your doctor say.
The grenade in your butt... This is probably a crisis!
- uncut (6pts, 3 votes, Nov 19 2009, Themes) | | What do you like to do at least once a day?
Say to the misses... Kneel and lick the king of worms!
- uncut (6pts, 3 votes, Nov 04 2009, Themes) | | I got the itch... And I blame your funky butt for it.
- uncut (7pts, 4 votes, Mar 03 2010) |
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