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 | Words to live by.
Kiss me or kiss my a.s,s! - southgirl (13pts, 10 votes, Aug 02 2009, Themes) |  | They can't fake stupidity. Stupid is stupid! - southgirl (11pts, 8 votes, Mar 16 2010) |  | Cake or sex. Whatever, I won't quibble! - southgirl (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 13 2007) |  | My grandmother. Close the thing! - southgirl (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 21 2009, Themes) |  | I want every thing they own. - southgirl (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 22 2009, Themes) |  | Strange things to do for a vacation.
Hop in and out of a train. - southgirl (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 19 2010, Themes) |  | What made you so angry?
Darn it, I have the clap. - southgirl (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 08 2010, Themes) |  | I wasn't wearing a thing. - southgirl (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 29 2009, Themes) |  | Signs you are going crazy.
I bathe in yogurt. - southgirl (10pts, 7 votes, Sep 07 2009, Themes) |  | something a four year old might say..
Was not me! - southgirl (10pts, 7 votes, Sep 26 2009, Themes) |
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 | Frankly, this spaghetti is elastic and also the borscht is strange. - southgirl (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 26 2008) |  | They sealed cookie jar!... And voilą, this prohibits cookies - southgirl (5pts, 2 votes, Jan 19 2010) |  | eleven words
I'm in Montana to flourish and not attack the blind monkeys. - southgirl (7pts, 4 votes, Jul 02 2010, Themes) |  | Worst thing to hear from your minister.
I'm the shepherd of the susceptible and habitually mistaken. - southgirl (6pts, 3 votes, Jul 26 2009, Themes) |  | Is she my maid? Great! Haul the garbage, wash the potatoes. - southgirl (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 06 2007) |  | I'm a grandmother and I'm no dinosaur or dead or anything. - southgirl (7pts, 4 votes, Dec 07 2008) |  | An autopsy is a sickening process. Lots of it's voluntary! - southgirl (5pts, 2 votes, Nov 17 2007) |  | Honey, the chickens are loose! Well, half of the flock... - southgirl (6pts, 3 votes, Jan 28 2009) |  | Champagne and pills are wickedly cool! I'd like a bottle. - southgirl (6pts, 3 votes, Dec 04 2008) |  | I'm not sure, to some this is harmony and some surviving. - southgirl (6pts, 3 votes, Dec 02 2008, Themes) |
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