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 | Why did the chicken cross the road?
To a void a plucking! - eaglepaguy (12pts, 9 votes, Nov 01 2009, Themes) |  | I never said I was perfect. - eaglepaguy (11pts, 8 votes, Oct 03 2008) |  | Ways to get out of jury duty.
Just go there on drugs! - eaglepaguy (11pts, 8 votes, Oct 06 2009, Themes) |  | How do you get a 4 yr old to behave?
Toys are the thing, eh? - eaglepaguy (11pts, 8 votes, Mar 30 2010, Themes) |  | Why don't men put the toilet seat down?
It's easier not to. - eaglepaguy (11pts, 8 votes, Aug 02 2010, Themes) |  | I could be elsewhere... But I'm chatting. - eaglepaguy (10pts, 7 votes, Oct 25 2008) |  | The roses are for her, she's my type. - eaglepaguy (10pts, 7 votes, May 18 2010) |  | What did you find under the couch cushion?
Coins and an especially large toy! - eaglepaguy (10pts, 7 votes, Nov 05 2009, Themes) |  | How to get a 4yr old to behave.
Look for a toy, toys are helpful! - eaglepaguy (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 24 2010, Themes) |  | To each is own, as I like to say. - eaglepaguy (10pts, 7 votes, Jun 24 2010) |
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 | Things to do in the basement.
I actually babble in mine, often with Sluggy she's hilarious. - eaglepaguy (6pts, 3 votes, Jan 13 2010, Themes) |  | Squirrel left with some points. I believe they are mine! - eaglepaguy (7pts, 4 votes, Jul 18 2008) |  | Maybe you could accepts thing as they are and laugh more - eaglepaguy (6pts, 3 votes, Nov 23 2009) |  | sing, to pairy and Grimmy are sweet... Pops is naughty. - eaglepaguy (8pts, 5 votes, Jan 27 2010) |  | I'm going to yet another therapy, the Dr.s are baffled. - eaglepaguy (7pts, 4 votes, Jul 21 2010) |  | In McDonald's, they have shakes and pretty nifty toys! - eaglepaguy (7pts, 4 votes, Jan 12 2010) |  | I was in McDonald's and they have little plastic toys. - eaglepaguy (7pts, 4 votes, Dec 30 2009) |  | Man, all of your remarks are embarrassing and uncouth. - eaglepaguy (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 10 2009, Themes) |  | I'd like you to skip right to the point... Understand? - eaglepaguy (6pts, 3 votes, Jun 28 2010) |  | I'm getting plastered because the wife is leaving me. - eaglepaguy (6pts, 3 votes, Apr 21 2009) |
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