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 | How do you greet people when they knock on your door?
I peon their shoes.
- Neauxless (12pts, 9 votes, Feb 09 2010, Themes) | | She was soooo fat, she....
... Was shade for Siberia!
- Neauxless (10pts, 7 votes, Sep 01 2010, Themes) | | Things a tampon would say.
Whew! What a rank taco.
- Neauxless (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 23 2010, Themes) | | Honey, I'd do anything for you, but I draw the line at ____________
... Helping drag her to the cemetery!
- Neauxless (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 12 2010, Themes) | | Why should this sentence NOT win?
Frankly, is a peace of do do?
- Neauxless (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 06 2010, Themes) | | Symptoms of a bad disease.
I have a lot of,.s Pots?
- Neauxless (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 07 2010, Themes) | | 911 Emergency: What is your Emergency?
I flushed the thingy!
- Neauxless (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 04 2010, Themes) | | What you wouldn't want to hear your doctor say.
Wow, I'm wasted.
- Neauxless (9pts, 6 votes, Jul 03 2010, Themes) | | Your porn star name?
s andy Camel tos
- Neauxless (9pts, 6 votes, Apr 13 2010, Themes) | | Make up a new disease that has nothing to do with your a,s.s.
s wetty moolies.
- Neauxless (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 19 2010, Themes) |
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| Back in my day we....
... Liked old-fashioned things!. y a whippersnapper
- Neauxless (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 09 2010, Themes) | | I could pound her sweet pink thing over and over.
- Neauxless (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 24 2010) | | I'm so jealous of your eyebrow. Did ,ya braid it?
- Neauxless (4pts, 1 votes, Feb 07 2010) | | I'm on parole. I touched his daughters knocker?
- Neauxless (8pts, 5 votes, Jan 06 2010) | | Hey Mr. Trucker! What are you hauling?
A mess a vibrators. The ultra quiet twirlies...
- Neauxless (7pts, 4 votes, Jul 17 2010, Themes) | | I behave okay in public. But in the bedroom...
- Neauxless (6pts, 3 votes, Jan 28 2010) | | Stop! The darn thing is stuck... Maybe wiggle?
- Neauxless (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 27 2010) | | Are shaved nuts sexy? No I didn't...... Smile.
- Neauxless (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 21 2010) | | What's that horrible smell in your refrigerator?
A sack of do do behind the wings. I found it?
- Neauxless (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 24 2010, Themes) | | Help, I just....
Whee wheed like a came!... Foreddy to gallons
- Neauxless (7pts, 4 votes, Jan 27 2010, Themes) |
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