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 | Things a roll of toilet paper would say
Their is do do on her butt... She ain't done!
- KristiSinned (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 28 2010, Themes) | | Strange things to find in your toilet.
A person... Is it you in their!?
- KristiSinned (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 17 2010, Themes) | | What do women really think?
Me, me and me!
- KristiSinned (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 17 2010, Themes) | | Something you'll never hear a man say.
I'm sorry, for everything... P.S.. I'm to blame
- KristiSinned (9pts, 6 votes, Dec 04 2009, Themes) | | I had to marry you because?
Mother, planned it... And mother is stubborn
- KristiSinned (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 09 2010, Themes) | | What do you get when you cross a babbler and a rabbit?
I saw it happen, and it was wonderful...
- KristiSinned (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 19 2010, Themes) | | Signs that your house is haunted.
The female in the coffin is getting up!
- KristiSinned (9pts, 6 votes, Aug 31 2009, Themes) | | What would a Dr. do for my weirdness?
Not a thing... The cure is to babble!
- KristiSinned (9pts, 6 votes, Oct 27 2009, Themes) | | What are you going to do with your day off?
No thing.... I'm mostly here a lot!
- KristiSinned (9pts, 6 votes, Jan 11 2010, Themes) | | Today, the postman left me a plain, brown package that contained....
A drill I purchased, I like it.
- KristiSinned (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 20 2010, Themes) |
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| Why were you kicked out of the adult bookstore?
For sickening behavior.... I was giving her it in the butt
- KristiSinned (5pts, 2 votes, Apr 09 2010, Themes) | | A dollar for a cheerleader... Well, I'd select the pair.
- KristiSinned (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 30 2010) | | what's that smelly smell??
His butt, its infected... And their is do do everywhere!
- KristiSinned (5pts, 2 votes, Nov 16 2009, Themes) | | God's outgoing answering machine message
I'm anticipating a national accident... Citizens listen
- KristiSinned (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 07 2010, Themes) | | make a tounge twister
Stop severely sterilizing stalks their still splashing
- KristiSinned (7pts, 4 votes, Mar 22 2010, Themes) | | I didn't pay my mortgage this month because I....
... Invested in a hooker, oh and the gal was worth it!
- KristiSinned (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 17 2010, Themes) | | Dating no-no?s.
Scratching the butt or the woody... It is not correct.
- KristiSinned (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 17 2010, Themes) | | I don't have to sacrifice decent things for worship...
- KristiSinned (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 14 2010) | | How to get a husband... Relax, be sufficient in bed!
- KristiSinned (5pts, 2 votes, Nov 11 2009) | | The pills are about to dissolve in to your absolute!
- KristiSinned (5pts, 2 votes, Oct 20 2009) |
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