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 | He was appealing until I found the lights.
- Clint (10pts, 7 votes, Jun 06 2010) | | Martha Stewart's homemaking tip of the day.
To paint, it's up down... Up down.
- Clint (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 14 2010, Themes) | | You caught him/her cheating, now what?
A bat to the forehead, as usual.
- Clint (10pts, 7 votes, Aug 16 2010, Themes) | | Why the police are knocking on your door.
I think its the opium.
- Clint (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 23 2010, Themes) | | What to say to someone who has just.. um.. violated your drink.
For the love of...!
- Clint (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 31 2010, Themes) | | What is your nickname for sex?
Wrist gymnastics.
- Clint (10pts, 7 votes, Jan 01 2010, Themes) | | I'm disappointed in stuff, everyone is nowadays.
- Clint (9pts, 6 votes, Jul 16 2010) | | In the news today...
Man in subway exposes it, riders irritated
- Clint (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 15 2010, Themes) | | She's still skinny, give her a sandwich.
- Clint (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 01 2010) | | A woman's pride is in things they wear.
- Clint (9pts, 6 votes, Aug 24 2010) |
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| Superhero you wish you were.
Strangler... I'd strangle everyone, right down to the dentist
- Clint (6pts, 3 votes, Aug 19 2010, Themes) | | I smelled your fungus in the breeze, I guess it was chemistry
- Clint (5pts, 2 votes, Aug 18 2010) | | Tell the surfer you are giving free herb and they paddle in.
- Clint (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 14 2010) | | I'm a psychiatrist, I do couples work. Are you with another?
- Clint (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 14 2010) | | Say tricycle and I'm instantly reminded of all the old times
- Clint (5pts, 2 votes, Jul 20 2010) | | I gobbled a bag of groceries. The toothpaste to, apparently.
- Clint (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 24 2010) | | Things that make you laugh.
Seeing my uncle insult vagrants... Hey you, are you blind?!
- Clint (7pts, 4 votes, Aug 16 2010, Themes) | | Things to do in the swimming pool.
I have an idea. Pour vitamins in it and... You are healthy!
- Clint (6pts, 3 votes, Aug 16 2010, Themes) | | Understand, Bill... If I say I'm frantic it's a compliment.
- Clint (6pts, 3 votes, Jul 19 2010) | | What's in the "mystery" casserole for dinner tonight?
I'm ignorant of the substances in it, but I'm anticipating.
- Clint (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 09 2010, Themes) |
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