As a lover, I'm very gentle... But thorough. - MadMessiah (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 07 2010)
Can I visit you, or are you to busy for me? - Silk (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 09 2010)
What you told your psychiatrist at your last appointment.
I'm Barny, and I'm a dancing hippopotamus. - Maryscarey (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 02 2010, Themes)
Things you should never do on a first date.
Pinch her butt... I have and they left! - Topiary (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 05 2010, Themes)
Things done slowly, are done right! - MadMessiah (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 07 2010)
Sorry, I was drunk most of the day. - Paul (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 06 2010)
What you were famous for in high school.
I was a...s.s Stuttererrer - eaglepaguy (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 08 2010, Themes)
Well, was that necessary? - singingangel (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 11 2010)
Why did you quit your last job
I elected to shove it! - Panacea (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 09 2010, Themes)
What would happen if cats ruled the world?
Not swimming... Ever. - AndyAkeko (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 01 2010, Themes)
Longest Winning Sentences
(5 or more votes cast, non-Adult)
I was surfing the internet and I come across...?
An aphrodisiac supplement to make the flow to the part terrific! - Sluggo-2 (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 01 2010, Themes)
Last week, I spilled the blood of an Eskimo. It was necessary. - influenced (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 02 2010)
The universe has a pattern... Its bright, and has crosses on. - Hepburn (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 07 2010)
My preference is for a proper man, and you are a little off. - MadMessiah (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 05 2010)
Intelligence and experience are better grades for the smart! - embolicat (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 03 2010)
What's in the "mystery" casserole for dinner tonight?
I'm ignorant of the substances in it, but I'm anticipating. - Clint (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 09 2010, Themes)
I'm practicing going to the dentist, and my face is tender. - Paul (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 04 2010)
I tend to go to McDonald's for dates... I'm that desperate. - Hepburn (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 08 2010)
You're drunk... so say something profound.
Since...ery Hely or defunct itsedding an in to diddle flick - GoatFetus (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 07 2010, Themes)
Please go down on me. Its hot! P.S. Usual it is impeccable - kjohnson15 (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 06 2010)
Unanimously Winning Sentences
(5 or more votes cast, non-Adult)
Why did you quit your last job
I elected to shove it! - Panacea (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 09 2010)
Get up, everyone. Their's a game of babble! - Paul (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 05 2010)
I stuffed a ladder in her and she split. - saraTbiggun (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 08 2010)
Something you should never say to a pregnant woman.
Want a cigarette? - NoodleButt (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 10 2010)
Santa Claus bent to the virgin's rear silently for a nooner - SAPez (8pts, 5 votes, Mar 02 2010)
I, forked him for narcotics... Its work - ReneMd (8pts, 5 votes, Mar 09 2010)
I punched the servant for resisting. - Blood_Ragu (8pts, 5 votes, Mar 11 2010)
why did irolio leave?
For a rapid tinkling, evidently! - embolicat (8pts, 5 votes, Mar 09 2010)
Things not to say on a job interview.
Sure, I use crank. - skittles (8pts, 5 votes, Mar 05 2010)
You smart a,s.s - cfc bitch (8pts, 5 votes, Mar 03 2010)
