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 | I'd like to stay for a drink...
- 1booboo (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | I never liked it on Mars... To flat and sandy.
- B_e (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | I'm an artist and my bills are never paid.
- Time (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | Just a burger for me, please.
- lovely111s (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | Gee? I never say gee.
- billiken (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 05 2012) |  | I'm always late but....
... I slip in, before they notice!
- HappyAura (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 05 2012, Themes) |  | Hey, relax its me!
- starvinmarvin (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | Bad name for a funeral home.
The Final Frontier.
- buttercup86 (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 04 2012, Themes) |  | Mother was a jewel.
- DemThemes (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | I'm in the little leagues.
- nish_chick (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | Thirsty, friend?... Have a Bud!
- RufusVS (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | Shoot, things are not ever simple!
- Topiary (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 04 2012) |
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 | I try to dance, the trouble is he's a frisky Australian.
- Eureka (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 05 2012) |  | who put the microchips in our heads?
The Machine. And they have my support, this is healthy!
- barbaraj (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 04 2012, Themes) | | I'm one of those people that are comfortable in a suit.
- Time (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 04 2012) | | I nearly snipped it off before I invested in a shaver.
- RufusVS (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | The top news story of today is.....
Woman undresses on subway.... She was a psychiatrist!
- TVDinner (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 04 2012, Themes) |  | Most of the ladies won't submit to me... I'm serious.
- FlakBait (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | It was Thanksgiving and millions are making a turkey.
- eaglepaguy (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | I saw her without a shred on... Gorgeously gorgeous.
- Popps (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | Is everyone high?... I'm disappointed in everyone.
- Swoober (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 04 2012) | | The Bible is awesome. I have it in the bedroom...
- Swoober (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 04 2012) | | I'm tired of discussing it... The book is closed!
- Popps (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 04 2012) |  | Before I was seven, I saw a herd of hippopotami.
- Ten-Fifteen (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 05 2012) |
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