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 | Use only one-syllable words.
Wax on... Wax off.
- crazzzyme (11pts, 8 votes, Feb 07 2010, Themes) |  | What made you so angry?
Darn it, I have the clap.
- southgirl (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 08 2010, Themes) |  | What happens when you pull my finger?
Not a thing!
- Bunky (10pts, 7 votes, Feb 07 2010, Themes) |  | Without make-up, I look like.....
A regular in Wal-Mart.
- up2no_good (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 08 2010, Themes) |  | I keep too many things in.
- eaglepaguy (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 08 2010) |  | I say, if the vibrator fits...
- 1booboo (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 08 2010) |  | Name the gay bar.
Tail Pumpers
- REPUBLICANMOM69 (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 07 2010, Themes) | | Signs you are going crazy.
I start ticking... Tick.
- JMarks_LeeLee (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 07 2010, Themes) |  | A phrase you might hear a hillbilly make.
My sister is my kid!
- FullMoonHowl (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 07 2010, Themes) |  | I'm the man, I did it for her!
- Silk (9pts, 6 votes, Feb 07 2010) | | Words to live by.
Perverts are stupid.
- crazzzyme (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 08 2010, Themes) | | Tell us your deepest darkest secret.
I'm not a boy.
- crazzzyme (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 08 2010, Themes) |
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 | Why was the mermaid calling out to you?
She was distracted with the massive dandruff I have......
- nikfuzz99 (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 07 2010, Themes) |  | God's outgoing answering machine message
I'm anticipating a national accident... Citizens listen
- KristiSinned (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 07 2010, Themes) | | She had the beaver groomed... Its all pure for the sin.
- wheres walter (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 07 2010) |  | I'm usually in my underwear, whatever the activity is.
- CocoPuff (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 08 2010) |  | I went to the store to buy milk, but bought ___ instead?
Booze... Well, booze is in your version of the recipe!
- uncut (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 08 2010, Themes) |  | Yes, I have it all and that's bad for some fellows...
- embolicat (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 07 2010) |  | Overheard at a restaurant
Hello gorgeous, I'm the definition of style. A date?
- Clint (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 08 2010, Themes) | | Why was the CIA after you?
I voided their computers... With modern technology.
- uncut (8pts, 5 votes, Feb 07 2010, Themes) |  | I was mopping the McDonald's floors as a youngster.
- PLAN (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 08 2010) |  | Menu items - 3 of them, okay?
Religious water, Sugar coffee and Tiger fricassee.
- MonCheri (6pts, 3 votes, Feb 08 2010, Themes) | | I'd get some whoopee... Is somebody around for it?
- wheres walter (5pts, 2 votes, Feb 07 2010) |  | I'm to busy for promises, and a little to stupid.
- singingangel (7pts, 4 votes, Feb 08 2010) |
"It pays to go long." - dippyone
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