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 | Wipe your own butt, boy!
- REAPER (10pts, 7 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | Your new book title...
Get With It!
- Chaz (10pts, 7 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) | | Talk like a child?
Toy... He he!
- REAPER (10pts, 7 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | Something you should never lick.
A turkeys twinkler!
- anona (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | what do married couples fight about?
Almost... Inny thing!
- HappyAura (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | why is your wife divorcing you?
Sigh... The usual, she and I fight a lot.
- TVDinner (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | Slogans on Paris Hilton's tshirt
I'm a loser.
- nish_chick (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | lets rhyme
Ding the thing!
- jar123 (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) | | Why you are under the covers.
I'm smelling his butt, for a laugh.
- jar123 (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | YOU found treasure! What will YOU do with it?
Take my half!
- wildbird (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | Sneak me in bed and you score for the night!
- crazychick23 (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | I gave in to him once, and only once.
- Panacea (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010) |
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 | What did your therapist tell you?
That I'm in treatment for being psychotic... Evidently...
- Spiralman (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | What you were caught doing when the lights came back on.
Well, it was an orgy... Shall you and I watch the video?
- TieDyed (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | It really annoys me when...
I have to pea, and their is not a joint to do it in.
- orpheus (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | I smell of martinis and I'm in the doghouse for it.
- Maybe (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | I once was lied to, and I'm still hissing over it.
- singingangel (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | I demand a dainty dump in silence... Loud is rude.
- Summer (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 03 2010) | | I was getting it on and discovered she was awake!
- Panacea (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 03 2010) | | Its hard to surrender... I lost the handkerchief!
- Panacea (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | Hicks are ignorant, perhaps they are deprived...
- RufusVS (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | Help, I just....
Put a jinx on him, and this is the truth. I did!
- solo (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) | | I'm an evil hacker, I'm giving the points to me.
- Maybe (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 02 2010) | | Menopause... Yeah, I'm to old for making babies.
- orpheus (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 02 2010) |
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