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 | I'm not getting in to heaven..
- 1booboo (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 11 2010) |  | Well, was that necessary?
- singingangel (10pts, 7 votes, Mar 11 2010) |  | I must bang lots and lots of fatties
- Blood_Ragu (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 12 2010) |  | I'm high... Are you?
- Shauna (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 12 2010) |  | What are you going to do with your day off?
I'm getting fixed!
- Decayedelvis (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 12 2010, Themes) |  | Relationships are great, go for it!
- lefty (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 11 2010) |  | I'm divorced, thanks to his advice.
- edison (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 11 2010) |  | What your fortune cookie said
The worst itch is in easy reach.
- uncut (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 11 2010, Themes) | | What am I pondering?
Running to the store and back!
- singingangel (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 11 2010, Themes) |  | I thought I had my life in order then....
She spelled it all out.
- AndyAkeko (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 11 2010, Themes) |  | I saw you naked and?
I longed to have you.
- vtdeb (9pts, 6 votes, Mar 11 2010, Themes) |  | I bag obese tramps, I'm Bill.
- dudeness (8pts, 5 votes, Mar 12 2010) |
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 | The jury is in! You're a genuine pervert and condemned for it!
- Kurper (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 12 2010) | | My van is the woe of virgins, I force aids in her and her...
- dudeness (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 12 2010) |  | The claustrophobic devil penetrated its blister to gain aid.
- Tu4tle (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 12 2010) |  | I always had to work for things I have. It is unfair...
- sokadaka (8pts, 5 votes, Mar 11 2010) |  | After this, I'm in the bath for some private bathing...
- Flight (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 11 2010) | | I put her in a knapsack, the weddings is within a day.
- dudeness (7pts, 4 votes, Mar 12 2010) |  | I thought I had my life in order then....
The devil offered me a woman and I was deaf and blind.
- bubababa (7pts, 4 votes, Mar 11 2010, Themes) |  | Wal-Mart is a buffet of purses, spices and mayonnaise.
- Grimmgirl72 (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 11 2010) |  | YOU are dead!! How did YOU die?
Nylons ribbon and scissors... Its a diva thing darling
- Itotallyforgot (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 11 2010, Themes) |  | When I think of love I ....
Dye for some gourmet popcorn... Specifically buttered!
- Topiary (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 11 2010, Themes) | | Maybe he was right, I'm not even cute, as it happens.
- sokadaka (5pts, 2 votes, Mar 11 2010) |  | I'm not going to win, and I'm a little disappointed.
- Pianolady (6pts, 3 votes, Mar 11 2010) |
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