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 | Wipe your own butt, boy! - REAPER (10pts, 7 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | Your new book title...
Get With It! - Chaz (10pts, 7 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | Talk like a child?
Toy... He he! - REAPER (10pts, 7 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | Something you should never lick.
A turkeys twinkler! - anona (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | what do married couples fight about?
Almost... Inny thing! - HappyAura (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | why is your wife divorcing you?
Sigh... The usual, she and I fight a lot. - TVDinner (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | Slogans on Paris Hilton's tshirt
I'm a loser. - nish_chick (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | lets rhyme
Ding the thing! - jar123 (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | Why you are under the covers.
I'm smelling his butt, for a laugh. - jar123 (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | YOU found treasure! What will YOU do with it?
Take my half! - wildbird (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | Sneak me in bed and you score for the night! - crazychick23 (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | I gave in to him once, and only once. - Panacea (9pts, 6 votes, Sep 02 2010) |
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 | What did your therapist tell you?
That I'm in treatment for being psychotic... Evidently... - Spiralman (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | What you were caught doing when the lights came back on.
Well, it was an orgy... Shall you and I watch the video? - TieDyed (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | I surprise youngsters and jam it in deep in their butt. - SA22 (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | I'm barbecuing a big steak for the barbecue tournament. - orpheus (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | The teen is running in fear, terrified of a smothering. - SA22 (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | You are replacing the candy for sewage? It is powerful! - skalix (4pts, 1 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | It really annoys me when...
I have to pea, and their is not a joint to do it in. - orpheus (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 02 2010, Themes) |  | I smell of martinis and I'm in the doghouse for it. - Maybe (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 02 2010) |  | I once was lied to, and I'm still hissing over it. - singingangel (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | I grease my stiffy and trespass in the kid's butt. - saraTbiggun (6pts, 3 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | I demand a dainty dump in silence... Loud is rude. - Summer (5pts, 2 votes, Sep 03 2010) |  | I was getting it on and discovered she was awake! - Panacea (7pts, 4 votes, Sep 03 2010) |
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